The State of Nine

So9 Exclusive : Mesyuarat Vetting Committee FAM

2012-01-18T09:45:00.001+08:00

pictured above : the actual meeting

Dikhabarkan bahawa syarat pengambilan pemain import telah diubah selepas tarikh pendaftaran pemain Liga-M telah tamat. Syarat yang mengatakan bahawa hanya pemain dari negara yang mempunyai ranking lebih tinggi dari Malaysia pada 24 Ogos 2011 telah diubah kepada 24 November 2011 tanpa pengetahuan orang ramai dan ahli gabungan FAM. Kami di State of Nine membayangkan inilah yang berlaku pada mesyuarat yang mengubah syarat itu

Hamidin : Baik, mesyuarat mula bersidang sekarang. Semua tahu kan kenapa kita ada di sini?

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Baguslah kalau semua dah tahu. Kita kena ubah syarat yang berkaitan ranking negara pemain import tu, sebab aku baru perasan Lebanon ranking dia bawah Malaysia masa 24 Ogos tu

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Bukannya apa, kalau guna ranking 24 Ogos tu nanti pemain import Selangor tu tak boleh main dalam Liga-M nenti sebab tak layak. Tu sebab selama ni aku guna alasan 'klausa 19 & 20' tu. Kita ubah syarat, guna ranking terkini sebab Lebanon dah ada atas Malaysia. Adil kan untuk Selangor begini?

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Cantik la kalau semua dah setuju. Oh ya, jangan beritahu persatuan-persatuan lain yang pemain import diorang tak layak sampai tarikh tutup dah berlalu, faham? Biar Selangor je dapat pemain yang terbaik. Pasukan lain tu semua tak penting untuk Liga-M. Tahun ni juga aku nak pastikan 'Misi 33' kami berjaya. Siapa yang halang akan kena hantar bekerja kat lombong arang batu kat Korea Utara

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Excellent. Dah, mari kita semua makan mi goreng dengan karipap, minum teh tarik. Ni semua aku guna duit tiket final Piala Malaysia hari tu. Jangan membazir tau. Susah nak perah duit banyak-banyak dari penyokong ni

Xavi : Cesc is suffering! *baling kerusi kat Hamidin

got blackmailed

2012-01-15T16:17:00.001+08:00

bah, you win. can't believe you got dirt on me

hi there, i must've told you to go here

as I promised you, here's the video for the fanboys/fangirls

there's no biebtard/k-pop/whatever i told you it was video guys :)

still don't see what the fuss is all about though

but there is a video of Rick Astley instead

click here : video

you've just been rick rolled :p

pueh hati korang?

pueh hati den!

News of the Future - Balotelli for Prime Minister

2012-01-10T15:24:00.001+08:00

right-click, open in new tab to read the articles

no love for Anders?

2011-12-31T22:53:00.002+08:00

FERGIE Y U NO LET ANDERS KEEP GOAL???

Bruno Saturn is now Bruno Mustafar

2011-12-27T12:59:00.000+08:00

due to possible confusion between our Bruno and an actual 'Bruno Saturn', we are glad to announce that our Bruno has legally changed his name to 'Bruno Mustafar', after that volcanic planet on Star Wars that saw Obi-Wan and Anakin battle it out

in other news, this is a REALLY slow news day. kthxbai

The Golden Skateboards Award 2011 - Behind the Scenes

2011-12-26T09:46:00.000+08:00

Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of this prestigious award? Today, you'll be able to discover the passion, the spirit, the professionalism and the togetherness of the awards team that enabled them to make Skaties 2011 a bigger success than last year

May this continue for the future. But right now, here are the behind-the-scenes pictures, captured by our own cameramen, who by the way don't earn a cent slaving for us

it was all hard work from day one

a lot of research and tallying up were done

it did take it's toll on us

some affected worse than others

we even worked late into the night

up to the point where we were just mucking about

and totally forgetting the awards altogether

but in the end we pulled together

it was tiring, for sure

heck, we never even left the building for a few days

but in the end, we all celebrated success

so we can make sure that this award is a huge success

A big thanks to all members of the team who made this all possible. And remember all the takeouts? You guys owe me for that

The Golden Skateboards Award 2011

2011-12-25T15:11:00.004+08:00

Hello all, we are back the 2011 edition of the Skaties! Last year's inaugural edition saw many first-time winners walking away with this prestigious award. For those who are new to this, this award honours (in some cases, dishonours) those who have accomplished great things in the past year. Each winner gets to take home a, yep, you guessed it, a golden skateboard.

Above is the prestigious Skatie that each winner gets to take home with them. This year, each Skatie is laced with adamantium so that it won't be melted down and sold to pawn shops, as some of our winners did last year. We've also planted GPS trackers in each trophy in case they go missing, and the winners can trace them

Each year, five candidates are chosen for each category, and the public must vote for who they think deserves the award the most. As previously mentioned, this award may or may not be a good thing for the winners

Right, let's move on to the categories, candidates and winners

Man of the Year

Candidates

Steve Jobs

Barack Obama

Najib Razak

Dalai Lama

Mario Balotelli

Winner

Mario Balotelli - who else can go from throwing darts at youth players one day, to helping a kid confront his bully at school the next? Can Obama do that? Or even Jobs? No, didn't think so either. Although Steve Jobs might have created an app for it

Controversy of the Year

Candidates

Tevez not playing

Englishgate

Trialgate

Osama's 'death'

Davis' Family Vacation

Winner

Englishgate - this incident brought the 5 Muzaffarians together and bound stronger as a result

Comeback of the Year

Candidates

Man United vs Man City (Community Shield)

Man United's unbeaten league run since THAT thrashing

Avril Lavigne with new hits

The NBA actually starting

Tony Stewart

Winner

The NBA actually starting - some of us have resigned to transferring to China to watch the CBL, and even contemplated going to Italy just to see Kobe Bryant play. But now the NBA is back! All hail capitalism!

Fanboys of the Year

Candidates

Call of Duty fanboys

Assassin's Creed fanboys

Skyrim fanboys

Battlefield fanboys

Mario Kart fanboys

Winner

Battlefield fanboys - an obvious choice. For who else can say their game is a bajillion times better than Call of Duty - despite neither game being out when the debate began? We totally see the logic there, BF fanboys

Footballer of the Year

Candidates

Cristiano Ronaldo

Wayne Rooney

That guy who plays somewhere in Samoa

Luis Suarez

Winner

Luis Suarez - a wholesome figure, he is a good role model for children everywhere. You will never see him bite someone in the shoulder, using his hands to stop a goal and using a racist word towards other playe...what's that? 8-game ban? For racism? Oi, get back here you numpty!

Villain of the Year

Candidates

Every other US soldier

Justine Bieber

Anwar Ibrahim

Vladimir Makarov

Grayson Chan

Winner

Justine Bieber - who else can polarise the world and basically separate all humanity into 2 groups? This person is clearly more dangerous than Magneto, Dr Doom, Makarov, Joker, Lex Luthor and Anwar combined!

Blogger of the Year

Candidates

Firdaus

Azzally

Sarah

Hisan

Izham

Winner

Sarah - she's the only one who's been updating her blog, so this was an easy decision. Get on that keyboard, you slackers!

Tweeter of the Year

Candidates

Rio Ferdinand

Michael Owen

Firdaus

Hisan

Tim Le Cat

Winner

Tim Le Cat - Tim's a tweeting cat. Clearly the winner here

RayBan Model of the Year

Candidates

Firdaus

Saiful

Izham

Fitri

Kishon

Winner

Firdaus - totally pulling off the male-model look. Now can you please get that hidden blade out of my face?

And that concludes this year's Golden Skateboards Award. If you have any suggestions for any future awards, or think that your favourite should have won, feel free to leave a comment on this post or in the shoutbox. It won't change the results, but at least you will feel better

Don't forget to pick up a can of Pringles on your way out, prepared exclusively by our sponsors for this year. Just ask for your favourite flavour!

Until we meet again

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LATE ENTRY!!!

Due to popular demand, a new category has been added yesterday. Voting ended at 2200 Malaysian time last night, and these are the results

A-Hole of the Year

Candidates

That British guy

Kyle Busch

Kurt Busch

Lewis Hamilton

That other British guy

Winner

That British guy - for successfully setting me back a few more years with his recent antics. I took most of my life at high school to do it, but he's managed to undo it all in less than a year. He could win the 'Douchebag of the Year' award as well if we had held it this year

teaser

2011-12-23T22:49:00.000+08:00

Bruno Saturn - It Will Hail

2011-12-23T09:57:00.000+08:00

If you ever sue me, baby,
Leave some lawyers at my door
'Cause it would take a whole lot of subpoenas
To realize what banks we used to rob,
We don't rob them anymore

There's no injunction that could save me
No matter how long before Torres will score
So keep in mind all the human sacrifices I'm makin'
To keep you from suing me
To keep you from walkin' out the door (with my cash)

'Cause there'll be no sunshine
If I lose this case, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose this case, baby
Just like the clouds
My lawyers will do the same, if you win the case
Everyday, it'll hail, hail, hail

I'll never be the judge's favorite
Your witnesses can't even look me in the eye
Ooh, if I was in their shoes, I won't be doing the same thing
Sayin' "There goes my client
Walkin' with that criminalish guy"

But they just hate me from day one
Ooh, is it because I'm not that Bieber creature?
Yeah for them I'll try I'll try I'll try
The Bieber creature can insult Islam and get away with it
And it makes me wonder why?

'Cause there'll be no sunshine
If I lose this case, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose this case, baby
Just like the clouds
My lawyers will do the same, if you win the case
Everyday, it'll hail, hail, hail

Don't just say guilty,
Don't just say guilty
At least tell me what I did wrong
So I can blame the government

'Cause there'll be no sunshine
If I lose this case, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose this case, baby
Just like the clouds
My lawyers will do the same, if you win the case
Everyday, it'll hail, hail, hail

STAR of Paroi - The Hallowed Turf

2011-12-16T21:28:00.000+08:00

recently ~~global virus epidemic that reduces the IQ points of female teenagers by several bajillion~~ celebrity Justine Bieber went to Stamford Bridge for a kickaround. not only did it pollute the pitch, it also disrespected the players who are way older and more experienced than it

this got me thinking, what if it came to STAR of Paroi? better yet, what if some douchebags came to STAR of Paroi? what would I do to them? here's a list I came up with

Justine Bieber - launch into a two-footed tackle on it. the stamp its head while it's down, crying

George W Bush - slide tackle, hit my studs to his nuts

whichever Kardashian that had a short marriage - eat 'Roller Coaster' while wearing a Kris Humphreys jersey

Lewis Hamilton - karate-kick his back after getting myself launched by Felipe Massa

Mario Balotelli - distract him with fireworks and Maseratis before giving him a nerve pinch

the linesman that cost us a win against Newcastle - get a pair of glasses and focus the Sun's rays into his eyes

the 'untouchable' footballer - all punishments against Bieber, Bush and Hamilton combined

Fenomena Nazmi

2011-12-13T15:04:00.002+08:00

biasa la kan, bila satu team ni menang, mesti ada star dengan rising star kan? untuk skuad Harimau Malaya yang menang emas kat Indonesia hari tu, rising star berkenaan ialah Nazmi Faiz. mana taknya, umur baru 17 tapi dah bagus kawal midfield

lepas tu bila Kelayakan Olimpik, dia dapat skor gol paling cantik aku pernah tengok budak umur 17 tahun skor lawan Lebanon (sayang kita kalah 3-2). gol tu pun terpilih sebagai gol terbaik mingguan kat www.101greatgoals.com

tapi kita pun maklum la kan, orang Malaysia ni ramai kena penyakit HD. bukan hi-definition, tapi Hasad Dengki. tak caya? tengok screenshot bawah ni (kredit kepada pengamibl screenshot ni)

klik gambar kalau tak nampak

meh la aku counter point-point dia :

- kau rasa biasa je. ok, tu pandangan kau. tapi tolong bagitau, pemain mana lagi yang umur 17 tahun kat Malaysia ni boleh kata dia menang emas Sukan SEA?

- tunjuk belang kat senior? bukan ke dia yang antara paling rajin masa Sukan SEA dulu? pemain senior pun kagum dengan dia

-football is a team sport

-ni bukan asrama nak buli sana buli sini (ada buli lagi ke kat asrama?)

- memang la gol dia tak diiktiraf FIFA, jenuh la diorang nak tengok semua gol tiap-tiap minggu. perhatian, gol tu gol terbaik MINGGU tu. dah rezeki dia skor gol camtu

- apa dosa website tu kat kau sampai nak label 'bangang' tu?

- suka hati ATM la nak offer gaji RM100000 sebulan, tu hak diorang. tapi memang aku mengaku ni berlebih untuk pemain umur 17 tahun

-training Nazmi takkan seganas pemain-pemain senior, Sathia tahu macam mana nak jaga pemain

- ATM nak bagi gaji tu

- dah OKS pilih dia gi Indonesia, memang la SPM tak amik lagi

- dia tak amik pun gaji RM20000 tu

- tu namanya cita-cita, nak ikut jejak Safee Sali

- luar negara maksudnya kat rantau Asia la , tak pun kelab kecil kat Eropah. bukannya dia target sampai ke Barca tu

- orang panggil Nazmi 'Kaka' sebab muka dia la. research dulu bro!

- takde sapa panggil Park Ji-Sung 'Kaka' sebab cara main memang jauh beza. Ji is Ji, Kaka is Kaka, Nazmi is Nazmi

- kalau dia tak tahu main bola masakan OKS panggil dia masuk team U23

- perempuan tu no komen. diorang tengok muka je

- memang la takde sapa letak muka 'Tami Arasu' sebab dia tak wujud. Thamil Arasu ada la

- mana tau, mungkin ada perempuan bangsa India letak muka Thamil Arasu jadi profile pic dia? kat Malaysia ni bukan Melayu je layan bola tempatan

- lagi sekali, tu pandangan kau. pandangan aku, dia ada potensi

- kenapa kau nak samakan dia dengan Fakri? 2 different types of players, kau nak bandingkan

- Zaquan mana pernah ada skandal, dia nak kahwin artis pun semua dah tahu la. takde gosip sebelum tu. Aidil dengan Apek ada gosip pun prestasi top lagi

- mana kau tahu Nazmi ni akan hancur bila jumpa perempuan? ada pengalaman ke?

macam mana bola sepak Malaysia nak maju. bila ada pemain nak meningkat, mesti ada orang dengki. zaman Mokhtar Dahari pun dah ada orang camni. lepas tu tertanya-tanya kenapa rangking Malaysia tak naik. tak sedar yang diorang yang hancurkan mentaliti pemain ni sebenarnya

rafney87 - layan Bon Jovi lagi elok

der hiatus

2011-11-24T18:30:00.001+08:00

safe to say I'm on a little hiatus now due to SPM

I promise to update this more often after it's all over, coz we're all gonna fill up our cameras' memory cards with pics

who knows, this could be the last time we'll be seeing each other until the results day

for now, enjoy these wallpapers I made to celebrate our triumph in the SEA Games

Misi Kelepot

2011-10-29T13:11:00.000+08:00

bungkus je la jersi dengan misi ni, tak ke mana pun. koba je lebih 'Misi 33', siap ada jersey launch lagi, tapi kalah gak

So9 Exclusive : Api Kemarahan Tok Mat

2011-10-29T08:51:00.001+08:00

Harga tiket final Piala Malaysia 2011 telah ditetapkan pada RM50, dan keputusan ini telah menimbulkan kemarahan para peminat Negeri Sembilan dan Terengganu. Presiden PBNS/MB Negeri Sembilan, DSU Mohamad Hassan juga marah terhadap tindakan tersebut. Kami di ‘State of Nine’ membayangkan lawatan Tok Mat ke Jawatankuasa Pertandingan Tempatan FAM berjalan seperti ini...

Mohamad : Oi Midin! Meh sini jap!

Hamidin : Apa hal lak ni...Azudin, tolong tengok siapa tu

Azudin : Alamak, tu Mohamad Hassan la!

Hamidin : Siapa?

Azudin : Presiden PBNS la bro

Hamidin : PB...NS? Apa tu?

Azudin : Kau ingat Liga Malaysia ni ada Selangor je ke? Aku pun hardcore gak tapi takde la sampai tak tahu team lain

Hamidin : Diam la kau. Suruh dia masuk

Mohamad : Midin! Aku nak tahu satu ni je. Kenapa bila kau naikkan harga tiket, kau libatkan PBNS dengan PBSNT? Kitorang takde kena-mengena pun pasal naik harga tiket tu

Hamidin : Apa lak takde kena-mengena? Korang dah ada hantar wakil hari tu kan?

Mohamad : Siapa lak nama diorang tu?

Hamidin : Err...Hazudin dengan Amidin. Takde pertalian darah antara kitorang

Mohamad : Mengarut benar la. Aku dah kira-kira, PBNS rugi sebab nak tanggung kos RM20 untuk setiap tiket. Ingat kitorang semua bodoh ke apa? Kitorang tahu la yang naik RM50 tu sebab nak tanggung pembiayaan 'Misi 33' korang tu untuk tahun depan

Hamidin : Kau jangan nak tuduh bukan-bukan. Kalau tak puas hati sangat, boikot je la final tu nanti. Ni kan negara demokrasi, korang buat je la apa yang korang nak

Mohamad : Camtu lak...ok, kau yang paksa aku ni. Mario!

Hamidin : Mario mana lak ni?

Mohamad : Balotelli. Aku nak dia ajar korang cukup-cukup!

Hamidin : Apa? Balotelli? Tolong jangan! Ok, ok, aku tak libatkan persatuan korang berdua lagi. Tapi jangan panggil dia tu!

Balotelli : Too late. I've already parked my Maserati in your bedroom. And your kitchen is on fire too, thanks to those fireworks I set off. The fire may spread to your secret money room as well

Hamidin : (menangis)

Mohamad : That's enough Mario, I think he's learnt his lesson. Now stop torturing him

Balotelli : Then you might not wanna hear the part where I drove his cars into female prisons in Italy

So9 Exclusive : Komplot Menaikkan Harga Tiket

2011-10-26T21:17:00.001+08:00

Harga tiket final Piala Malaysia 2011 telah ditetapkan pada RM50, dan keputusan ini telah menimbulkan kemarahan para peminat Negeri Sembilan dan Terengganu. Kami di ‘State of Nine’ membayangkan mesyuarat Jawatankuasa FAM berjalan seperti ini...

Hamidin : Nampaknya ‘Misi 33’ Selangor dah gagal

Azudin : Teruk betul la. Kita dah ubah venue final dari Bukit Jalil ke Shah Alam pun boleh kalah lagi ke?

Hamidin : Ini tak boleh jadi. Macam mana kita nak balas dendam?

Azudin : Kita gantung Negeri Sembilan dengan Terengganu selama 6 bulan nak?

Hamidin : Tak boleh, obvious sangat tu. Aha! Apa kata kita naikkan harga tiket jadi RM50?

Azudin : Tak ke fans marah nanti?

Hamidin : Biarlah diorang marah. FAM is Selangor and Selangor is FAM

Azudin : Betul tu. Tapi apa kita nak bagitau media nanti?

Hamidin : Cakap je la untuk baiki stadium, jaga keselamatan peminat dan nak elakkan penjualan tiket haram. Media ni senang je nak kena pancing. Lagipun media nanti akan pengaruh peminat semua

Azudin : Tapi bukan ke nanti peminat komplot kat internet?

Hamidin : Kau ingat aku bodoh ke? Internet tu kan mitos je

Azudin : ...

Hamidin : Dah, sudah, sudah! Tiket final RM50. Harga sebenar RM20 je, yang lagi RM30 tu masuk kantung FAS untuk jayakan ‘Misi 33’ musim depan. Jangan bagi Annuar tahu sudah. Dia marah nanti kita jugak susah. Dah la gaji si Kezman ni mahal gila

Azudin : Kalau takde siapa beli tiket?

Hamidin : Gantung je la FA dua-dua negeri selama 5 tahun. Macam tak biasa buat je

Azudin : Wokey bos! Majulah Selangor untuk negara!

Keterbukaan Rumah

2011-09-18T12:16:00.000+08:00

white chocolate milkshake

bila raya ni, memang bahagian yang aku paling suka bila kawan-kawan datang rumah/gi rumah kawan. jadi cara paling senang aku nak dapatkan maximum attendance ialah buat rumah terbuka

bila buat rumah terbuka ni senang sikit nak prepare, takde la diorang datang mengejut. bayangkan kalau aku tengah tidur, rumah bersepah, jap lagi ada orang call, kata "5 minit lagi kitorang sampai rumah kau". memang tak sempat la nak sediakan apa-apa

anyway, ni dia gambar-gambar yang diambil masa rumah terbuka aku Jumaat lepas

tak habis-habis nak photobomb

2? apakah itu skor yang memihak kepada Man United malam ni?

Farid bajet hensem, Syafiq lak control macho

masing-masing dengan perangai pelik diorang

ARRRGHHHHH!!! hantu mana lak kat kanan gambar tu?

kenapa lak la gambar ni blur

hidup All-Blacks!!! oh, and my best friends

kepada yang tak dapat datang, takpe la sebab korang ada benda yang tak dapat dielakkan. rilek la, bukannya aku nak rembat korang pun *sharpening Altair's sword*

Merdekaraya 2011 (sponsored by Felipe Massa)

2011-09-17T10:43:00.000+08:00

siapa bilang warga Georgians tak patriotik, takde semangat kemerdekaan, tiada jiwa Malaysia? (sori Jamal :p)

inilah barisan kita, yang ikhlas berjuang...

semangat kami takkan tergugat

long-range snap...ingat aku tak nampak korang ke? :p

takyah cover la zim, ingat aku tak tau ke kau sorang dah balun kek secret recipe tu?

this was truly an honour. terima kasih cikgu!

kuih raya yang paling amat tersusah sekali nak dibukak

serbu jangan tak serbu!

1Malaysia in action. we've always been

gaduh-gaduh dalam kelas tapi kawan-kawan gak

Amalina, kamera sini la...

Selamat Merdekaraya dari kelas 5 Muzaffar (gambar Aezack)

sejujurnya, aku akan rindu suasana ni semua. dapat celebrate Merdeka + raya dengan kawan-kawan, makan-makan semua, memang tak boleh nak diciplak kat mana-mana tempat. I had fun, my friends had fun, the teachers had fun, everyone had fun. bila lagi nak tengok budak-budak semua berwarna-warni kat sekolah?

dan ya, aku memang seronok dapat pakai baju Melayu kat sekolah. aku suka tengok diorang semua pakai baju Melayu diorang. aku seronok tengok satu sekolah pakai pakaian tradisional. and we have lives. good ones, in fact. so eat your words, Matthew

9/11 - My Take

2011-09-11T15:29:00.000+08:00

for some reason, after reading 'Days of Future Past', I can't help but link it with 9/11

'Days of Future Past' is a storyline in 'The Uncanny X-Men' back in the 80s. in this storyline, mutants became hated by Americans after The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants killed Senator Kelly. mutants were shunned, rounded up and virtually wiped out in the storyline. the Sentinels (mutant-terminating robots) wiped out the mutants, and even superheroes like Spider-Man, Iron Man and the Fantastic Four

now compare this to 9/11. terrorists attack America. these terrorists happen to be Muslims. Americans hate Muslims now (well, most of them). Muslims are now being prejudiced against because of the actions of radical idiots who don't represent true Islam. Muslims are being discriminated in America, just like the mutants in 'Days of Future Past'

the actions of al-Qaeda are unfair since they do not portray what Islam really is all about : peace and tolerance. they are unfair to humanity who crave for peace and harmony. they are unfair to Muslims who practice the real teachings of Muhammad and the Quran, which are peaceful and non-violent

I also believe it's time Americans open their eyes and see what Islam is really about, not just the media-distorted views. they only stick to the belief that Muslims = terrorists. but do they do any research? do they look deep into it? do they look at other Muslim countries that were not involved in the attacks? of course not. patriotism is one thing, but to be blinded by it is pure stupidity. and they wonder why people hate them

Marvel have predicted these events way back in the 80s. the people may be different but the end result is the same : discrimination and prejudice

The Prancing Horse

2011-08-28T14:22:00.000+08:00

totally random

Plain White Robes - Rhythm of Kill

2011-08-03T16:00:00.000+08:00

the Plain White Robes - Luigi (bass), Alessandro (drums), Ezio (lead singer, guitar), Gianluigi (guitar), Giuseppe (bass)

I am stuck in the house
He begs me not to kill him
Says, "Boy, I got a wife and 3 kids"
I told him, "Shut up you stupid Templar
We are gonna win the war
We'll fight till your blood spills
As the world turns to the rhythm of kill"

We may only have one shot
But till the guards come, you're dead
All dead
Aim the crossbow low
And sway to the rhythm of kill

My sword swings like an axe
Juiced up way to the max
A beautiful death rattle from you
You remind me of that dead Jew
That blocked my way to the park
He fell down like Busquests
The moment my sword met his face

We may only have one shot
But till the guards come, you're dead
All dead
Aim the crossbow low
And sway to the rhythm of kill

When the moon is low
I chase you in slow motion
And all your pain will subside
All your blood will dry

And long after I've gone
Desmond will keep me going on
And I live on in his mind
And drive him off the wall sometimes

We may only have one shot
But till the guards come, you're dead
All dead
Aim the crossbow low
And sway to the rhythm of kill
Aim the crossbow low
And sway to the rhythm of kill
Yeah, sway to the rhythm of kill

(Requescat in Pace)

Amukan Pengawas di Sekolah

2011-07-29T16:51:00.000+08:00

SEREMBAN, 15 Julai - Gara-gara tidak puas hati kerana tidak menjadi pengawas lagi, beberapa orang pengawas di sekolah terkenal di bandar ini telah membakar beberapa bahagian sekolah tersebut.

Kejadian tersebut dipercayai berlaku pada jam 10.30 malam, tatkala pak guard sedang nyeyak tidur di pos kawalannya. Dipercayai bahawa beberapa orang bekas pengawas ini menyalakan api yang besar ketika kem pemimpin pelajar sekolah ini sedang berlangsung untuk menunjukkan ketidakpuasan hati mereka apabila terpaksa meletakkan jawatan pada minggu hadapan.

Salah seorang daripada mereka, yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai Wan, berkata "Sebelum ini adalah menjadi cita-cita saya untuk menjadi ketua pemimpin pelajar, dan alhamdulillah saya diberikan amanah tersebut pada tahun lalu. Namun belum genap setahun pun, saya dipaksa meletakkan jawatan saya. Mana adil!", sebelum menyatakan sesuatu mengenai polisi perpindahan pemain Arsene Wenger.

Beberapa orang bekas pengawas kemudiannya melakukan rusuhan di kolam renang. Mereka kemudiannya mengisi kolam itu dengan air, atas alasan untuk menyukarkan mereka yang tidak pandai berenang sekembalinya mereka ke sekolah.

Satu blok sekolah tersebut telah hangus dijilat api sehingga terpaksa dicat semula. Salah seorang guru berkata "Kami terpaksa membelanjakan wang yang banyak untuk mengecat semula blok ini. Salah kami juga kerana kami tidak sedar tempoh mereka menjadi pengawas ialah selama 363 hari sahaja. Namun, mengapakah mereka harus menjadikan rumput di hadapan kiosk itu sebagai mangsa juga? Dahulu di situ penuh rumput, sekarang tinggal batu kerikil sahaja", sebelum diberitahu bahawa rumput itu sebenarnya telah dimakan seekor lembu yang memakai cermin mata dan menggelarkan dirinya sebagai 'Legend F5'.

gambar kredit kepada Nur Amalina, diambil tanpa kebenaran. get well soon!

fair warning

2011-07-25T16:59:00.000+08:00

my next post will be so far-fetched and ridiculous, some of you will thnink it's true. don't say i didn't warn you!

enjoy this image of Michael Schumacher in the rain, raffers

anak jati

2011-07-23T21:55:00.000+08:00

Ke hadapan warga Singapura,
Meskipun anda dah menang 5-3 lawan Malaysia sebentar tadi, adakah kamu sedar bahawa tiada, diulangi TIADA anak jati Singapura yang menjaringkan kelima-lima gol anda sebentar tadi? Ini adalah pasukan KEBANGSAAN, bukannya KELAB yang tidak peduli berapa ramai pemain import yang anda mahu ambil. Meskipun kami kalah, kami berbangga kerana anak jati Malaysia berjaya menjaringkan tiga gol, diulangi TIGA GOL menentang pasukan yang mengharapkan pemain import. Kami warga Harimau Malaya mahu melihat pasukan anda bermain di padang rumput yang SEBENAR, ASLI dan ORI, bukannya padang hoki seperti tadi

Dengan tulus ikhlas,

The State of Nine Team

OMFG - Party Moo Anthem

2011-07-22T14:51:00.000+08:00

OMFG with a song as a tribute to Izham!

PARTY MOO
YEA
Wooo!!!!
LET'S GO!!
Party moo is in the barn tonight
Everybody just have a moo time
And we gonna make you milk the cows
Everybody just have a moo time [X2]

We just wanna see yaa!

Milk It !

In the barn party moo, look up on your cow
It on my list non stop when we in the spot
Cow move away like she on the block
Watafa I need to know
Natural leather cause I'm the milkman
Half cream half decaf milk out
Gain the money out the door

Yoooo!!
I'm runnin through these cows like Draco
I got that angelic flow steak and fries no XBox's Halo
We party moo yea! that's the cow that I'm milking
With some fries on the top no veg in my cheesesteak
Hey!!!

Party moo is in the barn tonight
Everybody just have a moo time
And we gonna make you milk the cows
Everybody just have a moo time [X2]

We just wanna see yaa!

Every day I'm milkin

Milkin milkin

Step up fast and be the first one to make me buy your milk
We get money don't be mad now stop yogurt is bad

One more shot for us
Another round
Please fill up my bucket
Don't mess around
We just wanna see
You shake it now
Now you wanna be
You're milked now

Get up get down put your hands up to the source [X3]
Put your hands up to the source [X2]
Get up [X9]
Put your hands up to the source
To the source
Put your hands up !!!!!

Party moo is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a moo time
And we gonna make you milk the cows
Everybody just have a moo moo moo time

Ohhohhhhh!!!Ohhhhhh!!!Put your hands up

Ohhohhhhh!!!Ohhhhh!!!Time to fill it now!!!!

Put your hands up Ohhohhhhh!!!Ohhhhhh!!!Put your hands up

Shake that!
Every day im mil-il-kin

Push up Push up

Push up Push up(YeahYeah)

Push up Push up(Woooo!!!)

Push up Push up
Put your hands up
Your hands up

Push your hands up

Every day im milkin

F1 2010

2011-07-20T17:37:00.000+08:00

sebab aku tengah syok main game F1 2010 sekarang ni, hari ni aku nak post screenshots yang aku amik dari game ni

1st time menang dalam game ni (@Bahrain)

P3 @Sepang

menang @Valencia masa hujan

team baru (Ferrari)

garaj Ferrari

Fernando Alonso, teammate-ku (guna kereta season 2008 ye tak?)

as Felipe Massa @Singapork

tak sia-sia aku download dari satu website ni sebelum kerajaan block :)

(kami di The State of Nine tidak menggalakkan anda main game cetak rompak kecuali jika anda betul-betul terpaksa)

benda paling mengarut aku dengar minggu ni

2011-07-09T22:20:00.000+08:00

sepanjang minggu ni ada je benda-benda pelik yang aku dengar. tak tau la tengah khayal ke, high ke, tapi serius aku rasa pelik semacam

ni la senarai dia (bukan sebijik-sebijik cakap camtu, tapi ni la idea utama dia)

1. "I joined City to win trophies" - Gael Clichy

2. "Taranum? Yang sukaneka hari tu ke?" - Amalina

3. "Nazrul kita tu masuk Imam Muda?" - Amalina

4. "Esok hari kecergasan. Tingkatan 1, 2, 4 dan 6 Rendah sila ke padang. Tingkatan 3, 5 dan 6 Atas, anda ada ceramah" - Mr Zaidi

5. "Kami tetap akan membuat perhimpunan tersebut, walaupun saya dah jumpa dengan Yang di-Pertuan Agong" - Ambiga

sekurang-kurangnya aku tau aku bukan orang yang paling tak guna kat planet ni

2011-07-01T18:06:00.002+08:00

ps : ini adalah parody semata-mata. komen yang digunakan mungkin digunakan atau tidak oleh individu-individu tersebut dalam kehidupan seharian. hanya untuk mereka yang ada 'sense of humour'. tidak sesuai bagi mereka yang berumur 3 tahun ke bawah atau yang terlalu serius. tiada haiwan telah dicederakan dalam segmen ini. sila jangan ambil hati

segmen 'Mari Kita Komen' kembali di blog ini setelah 5 bulan menghilang. ketua editor kami di "The State of Nine" telah ditahan atas rambutnya yang 'panjang' pada awal minggu ini. apakah wajar seorang yang hampir botak ditugaskan untuk memantau rambut pelajar, sehingga tidak dapat membezakan antara rambut panjang dengan lebat?

"apa salahnya botak, jadi la macam saya ni. jom turun padang petang ni, bawak glove kamu"

-softball coach-

jom, coach. tapi masih tak jawab soalan kami lagi. biarkan je la, dah gian nak main sofbol

"saya rasa kamu ni sama ada tak suka memimpin atau lagi rela dipimpin. kenapa bukan ketua editor kamu sahaja yang tanya soalan ni?"

-disciplinarian-

sebab dah tugas kami wartawan...

"nanti saya buat sajak dulu pasal benda ni. tapi saya kena pergi Sarawak dulu"

-NAS-

sajak pun sajak la. tapi mikrofon kami dah rosak. nak kirim keychain sehelai boleh tak?

"cuba try buat rambut cam Ezio. mesti dia goyang punya"

-Jay-

bos kami dapat 'surat diraja', tu semua salah kau

"ada empat saksi yang adil tak? video je? maaf, itu besi, tak boleh dijadikan bukti"

-tok guru-

video tu .mpeg, bukan besi

"ini adalah PENGHINAAN terhadap golongan yang botak di sekolah ini. apakah anda tidak bersyukur sehingga menggunakan golongan ini dalam temuramah ini?"

-ex-Georgian 2010-

silap la minta pandangan dia lagi...

"time for the disgraces. first, Tim Howard gave his disgraces instead of me. that's a spotlight-stealing f***ing disgrace. then, my obese cat Kitier Katba went missing and turned up in Italy. that's a travel-miles enriching f***ing disgrace. then, Kalou deleted my FIFA 11 profile on my PS3. that's a time-wasting f***ing disgrace. later, Kalou offered a copy of Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 to make up for it. that's an inferior f***ing disgrace. Then, there were these two bald referee's who probably slap kittens and laugh about it cheated us out of the Champions League. that, that was a..."

-Didier D-

menyesal lak minta dia bagi pandangan

"the liberation of Roma has begun"

-Ezio A-

ni Seremban la...

nampaknya segmen "Mari Kita Komen" tamat di sini sahaja. sehingga bertemu pada masa yang akan datang, di mana kami akan menemuramah orang ramai mengenai pandangan mereka terhadap sesuatu isu

Bruno Saturn - Cut My Hair

2011-06-29T16:47:00.001+08:00

Bruno Saturn returns for another hit, exclusive only at The State of Nine!

Bruno Saturn

It’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Well I know this barber shop on the street we can go,
Everyone will know,
Come on dude
Who cares if it's bad got a pocket full of hair cream we can use,
Shaver's on 2,
And it’s on dude

Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll cut, cut, cut-cut
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

Cause it’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

I’ll go get a chair let you chop off some of my hair,

So whatcha wanna do?
Let’s just cut dude.
If I wake up and I'm bald that's not cool.
Yeah, I will blame you;
It ain't cool, dude

Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll cut, cut, cut-cut
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

Cause it’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Just say I will,
Tell me right now dude
Tell me right now dude x2

Cause it’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

coz you had a bad week...

2011-06-28T18:30:00.001+08:00

...and it's only Tuesday. like wtf? rasa cam kena target je manjang minggu ni, asyik kena naya dengan orang je

The Lazy Post

2011-06-28T18:29:00.002+08:00

LAZY

Daudsu™

2011-06-16T16:25:00.001+08:00

KOTA BHARU, 15 Jun - Kumpulan penyokong Kelantan FA secara rasminya telah menghakciptakan nama Daudsu Jamaluddin, sekaligus menghalang mana-mana pihak untuk menggunakan namanya. Pihak ramai terpaksa menggunakan 'Daudsu™' dalam apa-apa penerbitan.

Jelas mereka, langkah ini adalah penting untuk mempelihara martabat nama wira mereka.

"Meskipun dia telah menjaringkan gol sendiri Sabtu lalu, namun kami masih menganggapnya sebagai wira kami. Kalau bukan kami yang sokong, siapa lagi?" kata wakil kelab tersebut, Abdul Rahman Musa.

Kelab itu juga telah menyaman beberapa pihak lain, termasuk kelab penyokong pasukan negeri lain, atas penggunaan nama Daudsu.

"Saya sebenarnya tidak tahu namanya sudah menjadi hak cipta. Jadi terpaksalah kami menggunankan D***s* sahaja di Facebook kami, serta menggunakan bahasa yang baku dan gramatis. Mereka juga tidak puas hati atas gurauan kami terhadap pasukan mereka dan juga D***s*, sehingga mencipta page yang, walaupun pada dasarnya mengutuk admin kami, tetapi sebenarnya mengutuk seluruh negeri kami," kata salah seorang AJK kelab penyokong pasukan bola sepak untuk sebuah negeri yang terletak di pantai barat Semenanjung Malaysia.

Apabila ditanya, Daudsu sendiri tidak mengetahui apa-apa mengenai perkara ini, sebaliknya hanya meminta kami untuk memberikannya segelas Milo ais yang telah dipesannya sejam sebelum itu.

Dalam perkembangan lain, blog ini telah menerima sepucuk surat saman daripada kelab penyokong Kelantan FA berhubung dengan penggunaan nama Daudsu di blog ini.

selera baru

2011-06-08T14:09:00.000+08:00

song of the day : The K.R.A.V.E - New Appetite

X-Review

2011-06-08T13:27:00.000+08:00

the bad :
- this is definitely not in the same timeline as the other movies
- opening scene was from the 1st X-Men movie
- Angel's a girl? weak
- killing a black mutant? racism
- Charlie chugs beer?
- Moira MacTaggert doesn't have a Scottish accent?
- CIA is sexist
- you have Alex, but you don't have Scott? WTF?
- Banshee’s not Irish?
- the way Xavier got crippled : weak!

the good :
- Banshee!
- Banshee's glider like in the comics
- references to the comics (Lockheed, anyone?)
- Kurt's dad
- Cuban missile crisis. who doesn't love Cubans?
- JFK. nuff said
- Cerebro
- Wolverine, Storm cameo
- bad guy that looks like Gareth Bale
- original yellow costume

dugaan zzz

2011-06-02T18:40:00.001+08:00

huuhh...x pernah sebelum ni time cuti aku bangun kul 6.30 pagi (kecuali untuk subuh je la, pastu sambung tidur). ni semua pasal ada bengkel apabendanntahnamadia kat sekolah tadi

malam tu dah set alarm, lagu kat henset lak aku set 'The K.R.A.V.E - New Appetite' (bajet lagu rock boleh sedar la kan?). ntah camner boleh x dengar lagu tu, nasib baik aku dengar parents aku dah ready nak keluar gi Putrajaya, so bangun la gak. tapi dah bangun tu, aku nak sambung tidur balik, lepas tu teringat kalau aku tidur balik ni mau sampai kul 9 tak sedar. dah la aku tumpang Nad gi sekolah tadi

sebab dah janji tu, cepat-cepat aku gi mandi, subuh, pakai baju semua, then breakfast sambil online sambil dengar lagu. multitasking terhebat la kan...

kat sekolah tu program dia ok la gak, takde la rasa cam membazir masa gi sekolah, walaupun kalau aku main F1 2010 time tu dah boleh sampai kat Monaco la paling kurang. berfaedah gak benda tu, sekarang aku rasa dah boleh prepare untuk soalan apa yang mungkin keluar untuk Sejarah time SPM nanti, dengan cara jawab sekali. dengan kemahiran aku menggebangkan citer memang masyuk la markah nanti

oh ya, kereta Lotus ni power gak dalam game F1 2010. tengok la result ni kat Sepang camner

helmet Malaysia tu, jangan memain!

x la hebat mana

2011-05-29T15:57:00.000+08:00

Barca xde la hebat mana sangat pun. aku main FIFA 11 senang je menang 4-0. tip? jangan bagi diorang pegang bola. last-last possession aku 66%, diorang punya 34% je. diorang xde shots pun sebab tu

and yes, I'm in denial, but at least I admit it

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pelan untuk menghapuskan gerakan dengki dengan Manchester United

apa susah, lepas ni xyah panggil diorang guna nama, panggil ikut peringkat mana diorang tersingkir cukup. lepas ni jumpa penyokong Arsenal, panggil diorang 'round of 16'. jumpa penyokong Chelsea, panggil diorang 'quarterfinal'. jumpa penyokong Man City, panggil diorang '35 years'. mana yang lalang tu panggil je la 'lalang'

hidup kita camni la :D

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menyampah lak aku tengok bila penyokong team lain kutuk Man United bila kalah. team korang kat mana masalahnya sekarang ni (kecuali yang memang 100% sokong Barca dari kecik lagi, bukan lalang gred A, setakat sokong pagi tadi je)? cermin diri dulu la sebelum nak kutuk team lain. dari korang bazir masa kutuk kitorang elok lagi korang support team sendiri. aku kalau team yang aku benci kalah pun xde nak tag orang dalam status, letak 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' dalam status atau tetiba tukar jadi penyokong team yang menang tu

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go figure, eh?

2011-05-27T17:30:00.001+08:00

for some reason I keep missing out on the cool stuff that's been happening around me. ah well, time to play Football Manager 2011 again I guess

how to stop Barcelona

2011-05-27T17:27:00.000+08:00

1. distract Messi with a bunch of Lego playsets
2. breathe in Busquets' general direction as this will cause him to fall down and clutch his ankle
3. don't bother about Pique, he'll bleed spontaneously
4. call David Villa a lemur
5. tell Pique that Shakira left him for Puyol

Hank McCoy ft. Bruno Saturn - Trillionaire

2011-05-14T08:37:00.000+08:00

[Bruno]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad
Buy all the stuff I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Time magazine
Smiling next to Flanders and Charlie Sheen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I fall down a flight of stairs
The same one every day oh
I swear the world better prepare
To pay all my bills

[Henry "Hank" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Charlie
I would be the character of love
Give Hank a wish list
I’d probably punch Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a their babies that ain’t never had lunch
Give away their BMWs like here dude have this
And last but not least give somebody their last meal
Its been a couple seconds since I’ve single so
You can call me Hank Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Kyle Busch hit
And damn sure do a lot more than Harvick did
Yeah can’t remember about me smartie
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme song

[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyes
I fall down a flight of stairs
The same one every day oh
I swear the world better prepare
To pay all my bills
Oh oooh oh oooh to pay all my bills
Oh oooh oh oooh to pay all my bills

[Henry "Hank" McCoy]
I’ll be playing basketball with Professor X
Dunking on his shiny dome
Then I’ll laugh at his wheelchair
Toss him in the air just for the heck of it
But then he got mad at me
And he tossed me into the basket
So he can practice his shots using my head
I’ll have the last laugh cause he can't even score
Then I heard the ground rumbling oh that was sore
And I remembered the X-Jet was under the court
So goodbye cruel world I'll be probably gone
I know we all had a dream in a dream
Go in your pocket pull out your ID
And toss it in the air and sing

[Bruno]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad
Buy all the stuff I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Time magazine
Smiling next to Flanders and Charlie Sheen
[Chorus]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad!

soviet conspiracies

2011-05-02T08:34:00.000+08:00

okay, it's not really theirs

1. Man United kalah game hari Ahad kul 9pm sebab aku kat tusyen

2. N9 teruk season ni sebab ada banner perlawanan kat trafik light tu

3. jumpa pengetua sok ialah cara nak psycho kitorang time SPM nanti

4. blog ni belum kena invade dengan USSR lagi

5. ref sokong Chelsea masa lawan Spurs hari tu

nothing at all

2011-04-28T17:09:00.002+08:00

today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna stay in my bed

well, that didn't work...

Rafney Benitez's Sunday Facts

2011-04-24T09:08:00.001+08:00

Hello, and welcome to my 'Sunday Facts' column. Let's go

1. Justin Bieber is overhyped and he's nothing special. FACT!

2. 'Key of Awesome' got it spot-on with girls with Bieber fever. FACT!

3. Carlos Tevez hasn't got a brain. FACT!

4. Chicharito is United's Player of the Season. FACT!

5. You can't post on Facebook about what you don't like about school. FACT!

6. 'Power Rangers' is awesome. FACT!

7. JackHammer's tweets about F1 2010 is just a way of torturing me since I haven't gotten mine to work since November. FACT!

8. Going to the stadium and watch your team grab that win is more satisfying than watching it on TV. FACT!

9. Stadium Merdeka has been defiled by that Bieber kid and Tunku Abdul Rahman is hating it. FACT!

10. Nikhil is a gay mummy's boy who is hated by most teachers. FACT!

And that wraps up my 'Sunday Facts' column for this week

awesome

2011-04-22T14:32:00.000+08:00

been a while since I posted anything, so let me put some stuff about how I'm enjoying my class so far

so far I'm having fun in my class, great friends and surroundings, it's miles ahead of 4 Malang...sorry, Abu Bakar. heck, this is basically an update of 2 Alaudin, which was great back then

so, yeah, I love 5 Muzaffar!

rafney87's Friday Rage List

2011-04-08T22:23:00.001+08:00

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. MY BROTHER - HE REALLY MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK! I POSTED A ROONEY-CLASS STATUS ON FACEBOOK AND HE TOLD MOTHER AND SHE SCOLDED ME! NOW HE'S CURRENTLY IN SOME PLACE CALLED 'DEAD SPACE'!!! WHICH I ASSUME IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU DIE HORRIBLY!!!

2. SMK PUTERI'S DAYLIGHT ROBBERY - OBVIOUSLY MY SCHOOL ARE THE BETTER TEAM IN THURSDAY'S PARLIAMENT-STYLE DEBATE! WE CUT OFF THEIR QUESTIONS NICELY AND INTERJECTED WHILE THEY WERE DELIVERING THEIR POINTS! WE WERE IN THE SPIRIT OF THE PARLIAMENT BUT THE JUDGES FAILED TO SEE THAT!!!

3. WAYNE ROONEY'S BAN - I THINK THIS BAN IS RIDICULOUS! ALL HE DID WAS EXPRESS HIS EMOTIONS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD! WE ALL DESERVED TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS OF THE MEDIA! I REMEMBER THE TIME I DROPKICKED A TV CAMERA INTO JUPITER'S ORBIT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO MY FACE! BUT THE FA DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THEN!!! MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE IT CAME BACK CRASHING DOWN ON THEIR BUILDING AS A GIANT ASTEROID!!!

4. VEGETABLES - I WAS AT JUSCO TODAY WHEN MY MOTHER WANTED TO BUY VEGETABLES! SHE IS CLEARLY UNDER THEIR CONTROL! BUT EVEN WORSE WAS THE FACT YOU COULD NOT TELL THEM APART! THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!!! MY CRUSADE AGAINST THE EVIL OF VEGETABLES HAS SUDDENLY GOTTEN 10 TIMES HARDER! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I'M DESTROYING CELERY OR LEMONGRASS??!!!??

5. NIKHIL - THAT'S RIGHT, THIS STUPID MAMA'S BOY!!! I'M NOT PART OF THE CHESS CLUB, BUT IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU DON'T COME TO THE SELECTION, YOU DON'T GET PICKED TO BE ON THE TEAM!!! BUT OBVIOUSLY THIS CRYBABY THINKS OTHERWISE! HE GOT HIS MOTHER TO APPEAL AND USE EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BAG TO GET A RESELECTION!!! THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN I DIDN'T GET PICKED TO BE PART OF THE SCHOOL SOFTBALL TEAM BECAUSE I MISSED THE SELECTION! BUT I DID NOT BLAME THEM AT ALL AND USE A DOCTOR'S LETTER AS AN EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING THERE! INSTEAD I BLAMED MYSELF FOR BINGING TOO MUCH ON PAINT THINNER THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!

6. YOUTUBE TAKING DOWN 'POWER RANGERS : SAMURAI' VIDEOS - THIS IS JUST AWFULLY CRAZY! HOW CAN THEY DENY MY RIGHTS AS A POWER RANGERS FAN AND A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD??!!?? THEY ALREADY BLOCK WEIRD AL VIDEOS IN MALAYSIA, SO THIS IS JUST INFLICTING FURTHER PAIN ON ME! BESIDES, THE VIDEOS WERE UPLOADED AFTER T=IT WAS BROADCASTED, SO I SEE THIS AS A FORM OF HELP TO THOSE WHO MISSED THE BROADCAST! ARRRGGGGHHHH STUPID YOUTUBE!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS TRYING TO NEGOTIATE WITH YOUTUBE IN A 'FRIENDLY' MANNER ABOUT POWER RANGERS VIDEOS WHEN MY STUPID NEIGHBOUR, DANISH WAN, AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS BARGED RIGHT INTO MY ANTI-VEGETABLE BUNKER! THEY INTERRUPTED MY NEGOTIATIONS WHICH INVOLVED HANDCUFFS, GLASS SHARDS AND RPG-7S AND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO WATCH A PRINCESS MOVIE! I DROPPED MY SLEDGEHAMMER WHEN IT WAS 2MM AWAY FROM YOUTUBE'S CEO AND SAID 'SURE!'!!! BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE'LL UNDERSTAND I'LL RIP HIS EYEBALLS OUT WHEN I MORPH INTO THE RED MIGHTY MORPHIN RANGER!!! TURNS OUT THE PRINCESS MOVIE WAS A VIDEO WHERE SMK PUTERI CHEATED US OUT OF THE DEBATE COMPETITION! I WENT UP TO THE SCREEN AND DID A ROONEY UNTIL I PASSED OUT!!! WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS BACK IN MY BUNKER AND THE CEO SAWED OFF HIS ARM TO GET FREE!!! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE TIED ALL HIS ARMS!!!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!

Gran Turismo 6 Confirmed!

2011-04-02T08:29:00.001+08:00

yes, it will be released...sometime in 2034

Polyphony Digital have confirmed they are currently working on a new installment of their popular Gran Turismo series. In an exclusive interview with The State of Nine, Polyphony Digital confirmed this new installment will be optimized for PlayStation 4

"Actually, what people don't realise is we have been working on it since 2009. The delays for GT5? Those were mere marketing ploys that Yamauchi wanted us to do. We actually finished GT5 in 2008, but Yamauchi told us to wait," said a Polyphony Digital staff

"GT6 will feature 24 more premium cars, realistic damage which can be fully unlocked at level 99, 5 less bugs, realistic shadows and less online lag. We'll probably throw in airplanes like those in Red Bull airshows as well, but that's still in the works of getting approved," he added

When asked why, "We wanted to expand our fanbase. Everyone will get bored racing cars all the time," he answered. "As for the release date, we're probably thinking when the PS4 is in the market, so let's say around summer 2018"

A pretty bold statement from the staff member, considering Sony haven't even said anything about a PlayStation 4 yet. Still, it is a reason for Gran Turismo fans to be excited, even though this interview is obviously a figment of our imaginations

wat 2 apdate?

2011-03-25T22:24:00.000+08:00

Negeri Sembilan vs Terengganu, Piala Malaysia Semifinal 1st Leg, NS 1-0 Trg

hey, just hangin' about figuring what to put next on my blog. i'll just shamelessly bump it up for a while

March Madness

2011-03-19T18:32:00.000+08:00

in your face S***ty

so, yeah, this March has been totally mad and infuriating for me. thought I could rest this week, but apparently I can't. stupid homework nagging in my head...

Open Letter (probably)

2011-03-18T15:21:00.000+08:00

Dear teachers,

Please lessen our homework during the holidays. Some of us want to take a break after being at school for a long time. Holidays are the only times we get to take a break, since our weekends are also filled with school-related stuff. We do not mind the homework given, just the amount. We may need a break after this break. Please know that not all of us are born like Chai Jia Zheng. Some of us need a whole lot of precious time just to complete a page of the homework, time which could be used to recharge our batteries instead. The amount of homework has also smashed our holiday plans into pieces.

On a somewhat related matter, can you please stop calling the homework 'Pakej Percutian'? The phrase means something enjoyable and there's nothing enjoyable about doing homework during your holidays.

Regards,

The State of Nine Team

rafney87's Friday Rage List

2011-03-11T22:51:00.001+08:00

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. FIVE DISAPPOINTMENTS IN SEVEN DAYS - AAARRRGGGHHH I AM JUST TOO ATTACHED TO FOOTBALL! EVERYONE I SUPPORTED LOST IN THOSE SEVEN DAYS! I HAD TO CLEAN OFF MY YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PAINT THINNER TO FORGET ALL THOSE NIGHTMARES! AAARRRGGHHH I THINK I STILL HAVE THOSE NIGHTMARES!

2. BABYSITTING MIDGETS - I HATE THIS JOB! FOR FOUR YEARS I'VE BEEN DOING OKAY ALL BY MYSELF AT SCHOOL, UNTIL THOSE MIDGETS TURNED 13! NOW I BASICALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO CHUCK MY BAG IN THE CAR! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME 'THE LAST AIRBENDER' CAME OUT! IF THAT MOVIE WAS CRAP THEN THIS IS EVEN WORSE!

3. TEACHERS CALLING HOLIDAY HOMEWORKS 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN' - DO THEY REALLY THINK WE WOULD WANT TO DO IT MORE IF THEY CALL ALL THAT HOMEWORK 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN', OR 'HOLIDAY PACKAGE'? IN FACT IT MAKES ME MORE SICK AND WANT TO THROW UP ON VAN PERSIE'S KIT! JUST STICK TO 'HOLIDAY HOMEWORK', PLEASE! 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN' IS FOR SOMETHING THAT'S FUN, NOT HARD WORK!

4. VEGETABLES - FOR TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THE STAFF AT MAN TOM YAM GAVE ME MY NASI GORENG CILI API WITH VEGETABLES, EVEN THOUGH I ASKED THEM NOT TO PUT VEGETABLES IN! I SWEAR I HEARD THEM LAUGHING MANIACALLY LIKE FELIX MAGATH AND HIS CREEPY EYE WHEN THEY MADE MY MEAL! THEY'VE CLEARLY FALLEN UNDER THE VEGETABLES' CONTROL! AAARRRGGHHH I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE NOW!

5. TOO MUCH HOMEWORK - OBVIOUSLY THE PEOPLE AT SCHOOL DON'T READ MY BLOG! IF THEY DID THEY WOULD'VE NOTICED MY POST ABOUT BURNING OUT! THEY ALL GIVE A WEEK'S WORTH OF HOMEWORK FOR EACH SUBJECT! IF THEY WERE SMART THEY WOULD MAKE SURE THE TOTAL WORTH OF ALL SUBJECTS IS ONE WEEK! BUT NOW I NEED THREE WEEKS MINIMUM TO COMPLETE THEM ALL! CURSE YOU, MOTIVATIONAL BOOKS!

6. PLAYERS ARGUING WITH FANS - THIS IS A GOOD THING WHEN FANS ACT LIKE MORONS AND EXPECT FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO PERFORM LIKE PELE, MARADONA, BEST, MESSI AND MOKHTAR COMBINED! THE TEAM CHEMISTRY ISN'T AT TOP LEVEL YET, SO OF COURSE THERE WILL BE DEFEATS! BUT PLAYERS ALSO NEED TO WATCH THEIR LANGUAGE BECAUSE THESE 'FANS' WILL USE YOUR WORDS AGAINST YOU!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS BUSY BUILDING A MISSILE POWERED BY HAMSTER'S TEARS TO DESTROY VEGETABLES WHEN I WAS INTERRUPTED BY MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR, DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS! THEY KEPT STARING AT ME WHILE I TRY TO BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS TO DESTROY VEGETABLES! THEN HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO SEE STAND-UP COMEDY, WHICH I SAID 'SURE!', BUT IN A WAY THAT HE WOULD UNDERSTAND I WOULD TRY TO CONVERT HIS BLOOD INTO ECO-FRIENDLY JET FUEL FOR MY MISSILE! WHEN WE GOT TO HIS PLACE, WE WATCHED A JOKER SEND ROBIN VAN PERSIE OFF! I WENT UP TO THE TV AND SCREAMED 'SCREEEEWWWW IIIIITTTTT!' UNTIL I PASSED OUT! WHEN I CAME TO, I WAS AT MY HOUSE AND ALL THE HAMSTERS HAVE ESCAPED!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!!

birthday dedications

2011-03-11T18:00:00.000+08:00

don't think I've done one of these yet, so here goes...for two of my closest friends

first off, my best friend, Amirul Naim

I still remember the days in SKTPJ, where we would hang out together with our friends. we would talk about football all the time. we were also in the same class for 5 years in a row, from 2001-2005, until that stupid guy split us up. we had common interests as well. we both love Man United, Michael Schumacher and nasi ayam. and I miss the days where you would come and play FIFA on my PS2 with Ahmad, Akmal, Afiz, Azizi, Azimy and Paan. we had good times back then, no matter win or lose. and playing football with you guys was awesome, definitely learned a lot from all of you. no matter what, you'll always be my best friend. I'd like to think that we have a strong bond. by the way, care to come again after SPM, with a certain someone heading United's strikeforce with Rooney?

another friend who celebrates her birthday today as well, Nur Amalina

you've really been a good friend for me, ever since we've met in 2009 in 3 ABK (still glad I'm not there anymore). the way you would be surprised every time I do the clap is still fresh in my mind. I even remember you blaming me for that even though Syukri did it. still, we remained good friends even though you were stalking me at the bazaar Ramadhan. I just love the times when we would hang out together with the group, it's the time that makes me really happy. I don't know what it is, but you guys always make me feel happy on the inside. I hope we can still be friends even after SPM. I'm not repeating the mistakes I did after UPSR. actually there's a lot more stuff I want to write, but I don't want to feed the trolls

photos are taken from their Facebook pages without any permission at all. ever

posto

2011-03-10T16:17:00.001+08:00

bulan ni aku xde post lagi ke? oh well, here's the first of many!

marilah kita semua berlari, lalalalalalala...

2011-02-25T15:26:00.000+08:00

alrite, larian merentas desa kitorang dah habis. alhamdulillah, aku dapat nombor 45. tapi bukan tu yang aku nak citer. korang boleh bayangkan tak camner situasi nanti kalau pengetua/gpk korang bagi ucapan camni?

"Baiklah, saya nak kamu semua beratur ikut kelas, mula dengan form 4 di sebelah kiri saya. Beratur mesti ikut list nama. Kalau tidak nanti saya akan ambil tindakan. Saya nak kamu semua nanti berlari dalam keadaan teratur, jangan potong barisan. Kalau dia depan, biarlah dia di depan. Saya juga nak jarak antara satu sama lain semua sama saja. Kalau orang depan kamu ada jarak 5 inci, maka pastikan orang belakang kamu juga ada jarak 5 inci. Saya juga nak kamu semua lari dengan kelajuan yang sama. Saya tak nak ada orang terlalu jauh di depan atau di belakang, itu menunjukkan kita tidak berdisiplin.

Saya juga nak kamu semua tuck in baju kamu semua semasa berlari. Jangan bagi baju kamu terkeluar. Selepas larian, kita akan buat kawad bersepadu selama 1 jam di padang. Ini untuk memupuk disiplin, jadi kamu jangan bising. Selepas selesai semua ini, pergi masuk kelas, tukar baju, pakai baju unit uniform anda, kita belajar seperti biasa. Kita akan tamat sesi persekolahan pada pukul 3.30 petang"

mampus nak buat camtu :p

tweet tweet

2011-02-25T14:57:00.000+08:00

time to tweet

hey raffers

kini aku dah menjelajah alam Twitter setelah sekian lama nak resist benda ni. tapi apakan daya, aku terpengaruh la gak. so sesapa nak follow aku tu jangan la segan, @amir_n9

mostly aku akan post pasal benda-benda random la kat sana, tapi sapa yang tau kan?

Mari Kita Komen

2011-02-18T22:15:00.002+08:00

betul la statistik Amirul Azim, dalam setiap minggu mesti ada satu hari yang Nur Amalina tak datang. kami di blog ini telah bertanya kepada orang ramai untuk memberi pendapat mereka tentang hal ini

"ini adalah PENGHINAAN terhadap rakan-rakan kamu di sekolah ini. apakah anda tidak bersyukur sehingga menggunakan nama mereka dalam statistik ini?"

-ex-Georgian 2010-

um...ok, tapi kenapa ini penghinaan lak?

"go to hell"

-current Georgian-

kenapa lak?

"terima kasih kerana sudi menjemput saya untuk mengulas tentang statistik ini. seperti yang kita tahu, statistik adalah penanda aras utama dalam menentukan disiplin seorang pelajar. ini serius, bukan perkara main-main. kita sekarang berada di sekolah kluster kecemerlangan. tiada guna kita menjadi sekolah kluster kalau kita tidak berdisiplin. masa zaman saya dulu...

(20 minit kemudian)

...dan untuk meningkatkan lagi disiplin, saya telah mengadakan kawad bersepadu sekali sebulan. itu yang pertama. yang kedua, (pada peringkat ini wartawan kami sudah tertidur kerana keletihan mencatat isi pandangan)"

-man on the street-

panjangnya bro, nak masuk dalam ni pun susah

"saya rasa lebih elok kita fokus terhadap Chelsea dan K-Pop"

-N.z. Ieq Bal-

kenapa lak? N9 ada, Bunkface ada...kat Malaysia macam-macam ada

"saya tak setuju dengan pandangan encik Ieq Bal, kita hanya perlu fokus kepada K-Pop sahaja. asyik bola je"

-AF-

ada influenza Korea ke kat Malaysia ni?

"saya harap statistik ini tidak diganggu 'pengacau statistik'. kita tak perlu mereka ini untuk membakar mercun atau 'flare' ketika membaca statistik. mereka harus duduk diam-diam, makan kuaci dan tertib ketika membaca statistik"

-Menteri Buih-

memang sah kau ni berbuih...next!

"ini adalah konspirasi kerajaan untuk mengaitkan saya dengan perkara yang saya tidak lakukan. sudahlah dulu mereka humban saya ke penjara, sekarang mereka nak kaitkan saya dengan statistik pula? kamu ni mesti dalang kerajaan, kan?"

-Datuk Seri-

maaf, DS, tapi kami ni blog NGO, takde kena mengena dengan kerajaan atau pembangkang yang hidup atau yang mati

"i have an awesome gif, dude. yeah man"

-AZ-

okay...it is awesome

"(meniup wisel)"

wartawan r87 : "why?"

"(bagi kad merah)"

-Ben Williams-

tanya 'why' pun kena kad merah gak?

itulah dia pandangan orang ramai atas statistik tersebut. sehingga kita bertemu lagi dalam segmen "Mari Kita Komen"

umm...why?

2011-02-17T17:33:00.001+08:00

aku nak tahu, kenapa merentas desa tahun ni start dengan habis kat aspura lak? selama ni elok je buat kat padang?

why?

PRRIIIITTTT!!!

OMG WTF? kenapa aku tanya 'why' pun His Royal Highness Sir Ben Williams bagi aku kad merah?

Assassin's Creed : Alliance

2011-02-13T15:06:00.002+08:00

Several years have passed since Ezio's quest to defeat the Templars in Italy. Now his descendants need to do the same in Negeri Sembilan. Problem is, the Templars have set up base in a school. It is up to Asri Zainol, Ezio's Malaysian descendant, to take out the head of the local Templars in SMK King George V. But he needs help from his allies, for the leader is tough to take down. He must also carefully identify the leader, as one wrong move can ruin everything the Assassins have fought for. Getting past the leader's cronies won't be so easy, either

Game Features

New stealth outfits : Blend in with the crowd using local clothes

Explore the city of Seremban : You can roam around Seremban, including landmarks such as Seremban Parade, Terminal One and SMK King George V, all finely detailed and well designed to the last brick wall

New weapons : Use modern age weapons to carry out your assassinations

New ally system : An all-new interactive system allows you to make new allies to assist him in assassinations

Interact with the citizens : An all-new system will let you talk to citizens instead of just assassinating them

New co-op mode : Overwhelmed by the enemies? An all-new co-op system allows another player to jump in at any time

Custom content : You can now add custom content such as clothes, symbols and vehicles to enhance your gaming experience

Vehicles : You can now use vehicles to get to another location quickly

----------------------------

this would be awesome, if they could come up with this

(just to clarify that the Templars are not the teachers or the prefects. let's just say they took over the school during the holidays and never let any Georgians back in)

awesome coolness

2011-02-09T18:45:00.000+08:00

Aezack thinks ice is awesome. what do you think?

...and he won't be winning trophies anymore

2011-02-05T17:23:00.000+08:00

Manchester Fire Department Chief : Sir, a fire just broke out at the City of Manchester Stadium

Roberto Mancini : Save the cups!

Manchester Fire Department Chief : Don't worry, the fire hasn't reached the canteen yet!

the silent assassins

2011-02-04T15:08:00.000+08:00

image credit to LSM

tengok la puas-puas sapa top sekarang. media duk bising dengan Kelantan dengan Selangor je manjang

speaking up

2011-02-03T13:03:00.000+08:00

you can't stand up

you can't up

you can't protest

you can't give your opinion

I feel like we're being ruled by communists

sometimes I wonder, "why do I even bother?"

hypocrites much?

2011-01-29T12:54:00.001+08:00

this post may or may not contain foul language. read at your own risk, raffers

it appears my status on FB last night was a bit controversial. trust me, it was in no way intentional. I'm just expressing my frustration over the new rules that came thick and fast. it was a culture shock, and I'm not used to it. trust me, I will never, ever knowingly insult any teacher

let me point out that I respect my elders, and would never insult them (except these two guys who think they can't be touched while playing football)

however, what pisses me off is the attitude of some people who bash me. comments like 'go to hell' are way over the top, since nowhere in any of my postings did I use that phrase (are you reading, Lurima?). I also don't like what I saw over the FB world, where some people I know said different things at school, but say complete different things to the seniors, and calling US who protested as ingrates

hypocrites, that's what they are. I'm sure that they are also against the rules change, but to save face with the seniors, sing a different tune with them. you can call us whatever you want, but we are not ingrates (well, most of us anyway). we are just angry with the changes. does that make us ingrates? hell no

we are humans, we are entitled to have emotions. we are not f*****g robots who just obey without questioning the decisions. because deep down, I know some of you question the rationale of some of the new rules

I'm just tired of hypocrisy. there's a lot of it these days. politicians don't help, either. hypocrites are all b*****s anyway

and, by the way :

Rules don't stop me,

Forget about it,

Rules don't stop me,

Forget about it,

Don't stop me,

Don't stop me

(rant over)

rafney87's Friday Rage List

2011-01-28T16:48:00.004+08:00

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. HAVING TO WEAR SCHOOL TRACKSUITS - THEY CLEARLY HAVE NO SENSE! THE SCHOOL'S TRACKSUITS ARE JUST UGLY! IT'S DARK BLUE WITH RED AND YELLOW STRIPES DOWN THE SIDES! I AM NOT A CATALAN! NONE OF US ARE! IT MAKES ME WANT TO GRAB GERARD PIQUE AND MAKE HIM SPONTANEOUSLY BLEED ON THE TRACKSUITS! AAAAHHHHH IT'S UGLIER THAN CARLOS TEVEZ!

2. LINING UP IN A SET POSITION ACCORDING TO RACE - THIS IS NOT HOW YOU ACHIEVE 1MALAYSIA AT ALL! IN FACT IT CREATES MORE BARRIERS THAN BEFORE WHEN WE ARE SEPARATED! AND WHY DO WE HAVE LINE UP IN A SET POSITION???!!! THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL! WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE LATE OR ABSENT OR IN HOSPITAL DUE TO A PAINT THINNER-INDUCED COMA??!!! THIS MOVE DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! AS IF THE POLITICIANS HAVEN'T SCREWED EVERYTHING UP ENOUGH YET!

3. ANDY GRAY BEING SACKED FROM SKY - HE DESERVES IT! NO ONE CAN MAKE SEXIST COMMENTS TWICE A WEEK AND GET AWAY WITH IT! IF I WAS THE BOSS I WOULD DROPKICK HIM IN THE SHINS INTO THE ORBIT. BUT THEN HIS COMMENTS WOULD BE HEARD ALL OVER THE WORLD! WHY MUST MY PLANS NOT BE PERFECT??!?!!!?

4. VEGETABLES - I JUST HATE IT WHEN THEY PUT THESE DEVIL PLANTS IN MY FOOD! TWO DAYS AGO A GUY OFFERED ME A PIECE OF BISCUIT AND I ATE IT! WHEN I WAS DONE HE SAID THERE WERE VEGETABLES IN THEM! NOW I FEAR I AM UNDER THEIR CONTROL!

5. NASCAR 2011 : THE GAME NOT BEING RELEASED IN MALAYSIA - THIS COMPLETELY INFURIATES ME! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT I LOVE NASCAR GAMES???!!! HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOW JIMMIE JOHNSON AND KYLE BUSCH INTO SMITHEREENS???!!! OR FLIP CARS OVER LIKE IN 'TALLADEGA NIGHTS' ???!!! ACTIVISION BETTER HAVE INSURANCE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RELEASE DE JONG ONTO THEIR POOR SOULS!

6. PEOPLE WHO ABUSE THEIR POWERS - I CAN LIST A LOT OF NAMES FOR THIS ONE, ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM MY SCHOOL! BUT SINCE I USED UP EVERY LAST CENT BUYING A SUPPLY OF PAINT THINNER FOR ME TO PASS OUT ON LATER, I DECIDED NOT TO! I CAN'T AFFORD ATTORNEYS AND LAWYERS TO DEFEND ME WHEN THE POWER-MAD PEOPLE SUE ME! YOU GUYS KNOW WHO THEY ARE! AAAAHHHH WHY MUST PAINT THINNER BE SO EXPENSIVE???!!!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHILE CREATING NEW MIXTURES TO ACHIEVE THE ULTIMATE PAINT THINNER FLAVOUR WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS STOPPED BY AT MY HOUSE, BYPASSING ALL MY SECURITY SYSTEMS! HE THEN ASKED ME IF I WANT TO JOIN THEM WATCH LIVERPOOL PLAY IN HD! I TOLD HIM "SURE", BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE KNOWS I'LL BE USING HIS BLOOD IN THOSE MIXTURES! WE ENDED UP WATCHING THE GAME ANYWAY, AND IT WAS BORING! WHEN I GOT BACK I DISCOVERED MY KITCHEN HAS BEEN BLOWN UP BECAUSE OF THE MIXTURES BEING LEFT ON STOVES! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIRE MANCHESTER CITY'S DEFENDERS AS YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!!

headaches

2011-01-27T17:29:00.001+08:00

anyone else thinks that they went off the deep end at KGV lately? too many ridiculous changes, some not for the better

rafney87's Friday Rage List

2011-01-21T22:08:00.000+08:00

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. BALOTELLI SAYING THAT CITY'S STRIKEFORCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GETS THAT CRAP! IF THEY HAVE THE BEST STRIKEFORCE WHY ARE THEY NOT IN FIRST PLACE? HE IS JUST AN IGNORANT KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING! MAYBE HE DRANK SOME PAINT THINNER, BUT THAT'S MY THING! AAAHHHH, GET YOUR OWN M.O!!!

2. HAVING TO WEAR FULL UNIFORMS ON WEDNESDAYS - THIS IS RIDICULOUS! THE GOVERNMENT ALREADY LET US WEAR SCHOOL T-SHIRTS ON WEDNESDAYS! WHY DOES THE PRINCIPAL HAVE TO MESS EVERYTHING UP? THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO CROSS-BREED LLAMAS AND LIONS! BELIEVE ME, IT WAS UGLY!

3. GOING HOME AT 2 PM ON SATURDAYS - AGAIN THE PRINCIPAL IS TRYING TO SCREW US UP! IT'S A SATURDAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE! LET US REST ON THE WEEKEND BY LETTING US GO HOME EARLY! WE ARE ALREADY TIRED FROM TRYING TO LAUNCH ROCKETS IN THE SCIENCE LAB, OR GETTING HIGH FROM INHALING SULPHUR IN THE CHEMISTRY LAB! AAAHHH, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DROPKICK AN OVEN INTO THE ORBIT OF THE ISS!

4. VEGETABLES - I DON'T KNOW WHY I HATE THEM, BUT I DO! MOST LIKELY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DARTH MAUL'S BLOOD AFTER OBI-WAN SLICED HIM IN HALF IN 'THE PHANTOM MENACE'! AND DON'T ASK ME WHERE I GOT HIS BLOOD FROM! IT DIDN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE VINTAGE PAINT THINNER!

5. RAFAEL'S DISCIPLINARY HEARING - THE FA ARE A BUNCH OF ARROGANT TWITS! WHAT RAFAEL DID WAS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED! AT LEAST THE REFEREE WAS STILL STANDING AFTER HE SENT OFF RAFAEL! IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD'VE KICKED HIM IN THE GUT LIKE ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICH DOES! AND THEN MAYBE DROPKICKING HIM IN THE NECK AND HEADBUTT HIM ON THE CHEST!

6. THE 'PONING MONING' CAPTION IN 'THE GEORGIAN 09/10' - THAT WAS JUST AWFUL! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT NOBODY IN NEGERI SEMBILAN SPEAKS LIKE THAT! IT MAKES THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE CAPTION LOOK LIKE TOTAL IDIOTS! WHICH THEY ARE! AT LEAST PUT SOMETHING LIKE 'MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING' OR 'I HATE THIS BIEBER MUSIC'! JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT AS GOOD AS BUNKFACE! EVERYONE KNOWS BUNKFACE SHOULD AT LEAST WIN A FEW GRAMMY AWARDS BY NOW! BUT THE FAT AND SLOBBY AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST ASIAN TALENT!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS TRYING TO CROSS-BREED ALPACAS AND TIGERS ON THURSDAY IN MY BACKYARD WHEN MY NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS CAME BY FOR A VISIT! HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GET A BURGER WITH HIM! I SAID 'SURE' BUT I SAID IT IN A TONE SO THAT HE UNDERSTANDS THAT I WILL USE HIM FOR CROSS-BREEDING WITH IMPALAS! HOWEVER, HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT, AND I ENDED UP GETTING THAT BURGER WITH HIM! I REGRETTED IT SINCE, AS THE PLACE DID NOT HAVE PAINT THINNER FOR SAUCE AND MY CROSS-BREEDING PROJECT FAILED AS THE TIGERS ATE ALL THE ALPACAS! NOW I'M STUCK WITH SOME MOSQUITOES AND A COUPLE OF TURTLES!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!!

(not) March Madness

2011-01-15T16:23:00.000+08:00

yo, raffers

that's right, I'm calling you guys raffers now. don't like it? well, it's too late to back out now. Ha-HA!

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so, camner setengah bulan gi sekolah balik ni? bagi aku, AMAT MELETIHKAN. takde satu hari pun yang takde homework. tau la form 5, tapi tiap-tiap hari, semua subjek, silap-silap burnout lak bebudak ni, tak dapat la semua A nanti

bukan burnout yang ni la wei!

tapi aku fikir, kalau dalam komik pun tak dapat kurangkan homework, apa lagi real life

I'm with Calvin!

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sekarang ni bila dah dapat kelas yang best, rasa tenang je dunia aku. takde sampah masyarakat, takde gay, cikgu nak ajar pun senang, orang nak belajar pun senang

bebudak semua baik-baik, semua respek cikgu walaupun time but lawak. last time aku dapat merasai ni time form 2 dulu, dengan kelas 2 Alau

aku sekarang duduk row belakang sekali kat tengah, lepak dengan Zima, Osem dengan (anak) Mulop. yang last tu sekarang dah jadi ketua kelas. tapi dia still kena ikut cakap aku gak. kenapa? sebab aku ni self-appointed dictator. apa yang dia buat kena ikut cakap aku, kalau dia kena marah pepandai dia je la

bestnya jadi kejam ni...hehe

dah takde lagi dah kat kelas aku sampah sarap ni, semua yang baik je ada

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aku tak tau la kalau ni perasaan aku je, atau betul. aku perasan tiap-tiap tahun sekolah makin lama makin f***ed up, especially bila ko-kurikulum. sekarang ni pengetua nak tiap-tiap bulan semua kawad sama-sama, kata nak bentuk disiplin. aku tengok yang kadet tentera tu tiap-tiap minggu kawad, tapi cam takde beza pun. aku cam nampak ada flawed logic kat sini

oh ya, PJ sekarang satu masa je, 40 minit. wtf man? nak tukar baju pun dah 5 minit, nak tunggu cikgu lagi 5-10 minit, habis camtu je waktu PJ. lepas tu orang semua tanya kenapa rakyat Malaysia semua tak fit

agaknya kalau orang jadi camni boleh salahkan sekolah tak? lol

last sekali, aku tak suka Shangar. nuff said

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see ya raffers!

kenapa kemenangan Malaysia dalam Piala AFF boleh membantu kebangkitan bola sepak negara

2011-01-07T16:36:00.000+08:00

1. menunjukkan kita ada 'strength in depth' untuk menangani krisis kecederaan. sebelum ni mesti ramai yang tak pernah dengar nama Fadhli Shas, Muslim Ahmad dengan Khairul Fahmi. jadi sekarang national pool bagi skuad Harimau Malaya sekarang makin besar

2. pemain-pemain akan makin kompetitif. sekarang ni pemain-pemain cam Aidil Zafuan, Baddrol Bakhtiar dengan Zaquan Adha bukan automatic choices lagi dah. diorang kena bersaing dengan pemain-pemain muda yang menang Piala AFF ni

3. bila dah bersaing, mesti kualiti permainan diorang akan menaik. bila yang seniors ni dapat masuk balik team Malaysia, yang kena drop tu mesti nak rampas balik tempat diorang. jadi diorang pun akan improve permainan diorang. secara tak langsung liga kita nanti jadi makin kompetitif dan menarik

4. liga bila dah menarik, nanti mesti banyak syarikat nak sponsor. orang masuk, duit pun masuk gak

5. untuk pemain yang tak terpilih, bila dah tengok mereka yang dipilih menang Piala AFF ni, mesti diorang pun bersemangat nak naikkan game diorang

6. bila pemain semua dah naikkan skil diorang, national pool kita akan makin besar. ni la selection headache yang Rajagobal perlukan

season 2011

2011-01-03T18:14:00.001+08:00

school starts again...

am I excited? no

thrilled? no

let's just get this SPM thing over with already...

2011

2011-01-01T15:52:00.000+08:00

so yeah, happy 2011

-end transmission-

Kings of Asean

2010-12-30T11:28:00.000+08:00

Malaysia mengaum!!!

immature mentality

2010-12-29T14:25:00.002+08:00

enough is enough, I suppose

ever since we won 3-0 against Indonesia, some immature Indonesians have attacked Malaysian pages on Facebook, hacked our websites, and (according to a source) misled the world into hating Malaysia

this is just a game, okay? no need to get too riled up over it

they say we cheat. how? did we do a Maradona? did we Cristiano Ronaldo all over the place? so some of our fans (immature, I might add) shone lasers onto your goalkeeper. fine, you may have a point if the goals came from set pieces BEFORE the 'walk-off'. but since we scored AFTER the incident, this theory holds no water whatsoever

if you insist, here's a video showing who started the laser show first :

so yeah, you guys started it. but we never complained, we blamed defensive frailties for the goals. we must be professional in accepting defeat

my school has been organizing student exchange programs with Indonesia. if I was picked to be among those students, I would be wary. there are nutjobs who are out to kill Malaysians, especially after this

on the claims we use bomohs and itching powder, I shall strike these down with 2 points :

1. if Malaysia have been using bomohs, wouldn't we be winning the World Cup for a few times now?

2. surely the itching powder must have affected our custodian, Khairul Fahmi Che Mat at some point during the game?

these accusations are totally baseless. I would like to reiterate that this is just a game. no need to make death threats or anything

I understand that not all Indonesians are like this. in fact, some of them are quite nice. but these morons certainly tarnish the image of their fellow countrymen, which I think is unfair

did we make any noise when we lost 5-1? no, right? so we expect the same from you guys

let us just get on with the game

peace out

UPDATE : I am of the knowledge that certain reports say that Mahalli Jasuli and S. Kunanlan are imports from Indonesia and India respectively

1. dual-nationality means a player can choose which country he wants to play for. Mahalli may have Indonesian parents but he is Malaysian born and bred

2. I never knew that Kajang was in India. can someone enlighten me on this?

flashbang

2010-12-20T12:18:00.001+08:00

wtf did I do to deserve this?

fuh...baru balik dari aussie ni, rasa cam x puas lak. biasa la kan, duduk negeri orang, mesti la semua nak try, kan?

ok, back to home now

aku ingat dah balik Malaysia ni, lagi ok la hidup aku (memandangkan Malaysia baru kalahkan Viet Cong...eh silap, Vietnam 2-0 time flight balik), tapi makin hampeh ada la

kat sana aku dapat AUS$100 nak buat belanja. bila tinggal lebih kurang 45 tu, aku jumpa t-shirt Quiksilver yang smart. tengok harga $40. x jadi aku beli. bila balik Malaysia, mak aku kata "kalau hari tu x cukup duit, mintak la lebih kat mak atau bapak"

wtf? kenapa bila dah balik Malaysia baru nak bagitau? melepas peluang aku nak beli t-shirt tu. dah la cousin-cousin aku sorang dapat $200 ke atas nak belanja

lepas tu, Sabtu lepas ada wedding. ok la, tapi kenapa kena malam, dan bukan ke diorang dah nikah 3 minggu lepas? sapa buat wedding 3 minggu ni? sebab buat malam, aku terpaksa miss 2 perkara ni :

-friendly NS

-Malaysia vs Vietnam

aku bukan nak pergi pun wedding ni, tapi sebab cousin aku gak (dan mak aku paksa), kena la pergi. memang terasa rugi. friendly NS tu NS menang 13-2 (jangan tanya aku kenapa banyak gol), Malaysia vs Vietnam tu lak Malaysia seri, masuk final

dah la minggu ni start balik tusyen. bukan time cuti ni kita kena rehat ke? entah la, semua obses SPM je. bukannya korang mati pun kalau x pass SPM. nak cari kerja, tengok kemahiran korang la. dapat 9A+ pun x guna gak bila mintak kerja jadi chef tapi korang x reti nak masak walau megi pun

this is all just too much!

tusyen? it's a ginormous f***ing disgrace!

going to tuition during the holidays? it's a Kalou-inspired f***ing disgrace!

game? baik punya. sekarang ni aku memang tengah enjoy main FM2011 (PC), GT5 dengan FIFA 11 kat PS3 aku. syok habis! tapi yang aku misteri sekarang ni, kenapa FIFA 11 PC aku xleh nak main walaupun dah install balik ~~632784177142952790653~~ banyak kali? korang yang expert pasal game PC ni boleh tolong aku x? aku rasa sebab game aku lanun la. kat Seremban ni mana nak cari kedai game PC ori?

Tanah Tumpahnya Darahku

2010-12-09T00:41:00.000+08:00

woohoo! thanks mak!

let's make it happen

2010-12-05T16:01:00.000+08:00

just needed an excuse to put up these screenshots

let us all achieve our dreams, no matter how impossible it may be

keep believing in yourself

belief is what drives us on

even though it all seems crazy at the time

without belief, we can't achieve anything

anything, and everything

damn...

2010-12-03T17:23:00.000+08:00

damn...my PC version of FIFA 11 is so unstable...guess this is what happens when it's 'lanun' edition

November Review

2010-12-01T11:20:00.001+08:00

30 days have gone so fast...

wake me up, when November ends...

ok, cut the sappy stuff now, on to my personal review of the month

November didn't start well for me, I was still bitter with the way my 'friends' treated me on the first Friday after the exams. I was still moody, not really looking forward to see anyone. heck, my best friend at that time was my NASCAR 07 game

so yeah, I continued my NASCAR 07 career. finally won the championship after 3 seasons (to be honest, I let my teammates win in the first 2 seasons, so...). back then it was the only thing that I can trust

anyway, exam results started to come in. not exactly the results I was expecting (like rojak, some overachieving, others underachieving). the only constant was failing add maths (I wish there is a law banning this subject). I didn't expect much, anyway, my preparation was mediocre at best

here comes 11 November. my birthday. I didn't expect everyone to remember it, but I hoped my best friends did. which they did. however, some of my best friends (I won't mention names), didn't remember it. no texts, no calls, no FB posts, nothing. it was kinda depressing to discover this fact

oh yeah, there was this PS3 my bro got for his UPSR results. he got it on the same day the results came out. since we get 1 game each, he picked Call of Duty : Black Ops, and I went for FIFA 11 (never was a fan of PES and never will!). at least I found out what I can do these holidays

the final few days of school were mere formalities. you basically get to decide when you want to come and when to stay home. I did that, enjoyed some peace at home, then going back to school, feeling recharged

nothing much to say about the last day of school, everyone was taking pictures, wishing everyone well during the holidays, those kind of stuff

as for the holidays? games, football, games, football. the usual stuff you would expect, really. except football is more tense than ever before. some of the older guys are more focused towards kicking us instead of the ball. they will deny it, but it's true. they have no professionalism whatsoever, and make decisions through emotions

Skaties

2010-11-26T10:34:00.000+08:00

memandangkan ada cadangan daripada Firdaus untuk buat lagi anugerah ni, aku nak mintak cadangan korang untuk kategori lain yang boleh guna untuk tahun depan punya. tak kisah la mengarut ke tak, janji ada idea. 'Gamer of the Year' ke, 'Guitar Hero of the Year' ke, tak kisah la

btw, aku dah ada idea untuk anugerah bulanan, nak cari psd file je. stay tuned!

The Golden Skateboards Award

2010-11-25T15:09:00.003+08:00

The Golden Skateboards Award was launched in 2010, from the brainchild of a mightily bored 16 year old teenager who had nothing to do during his holidays. This award honours (in some cases, dishonours) those who have accomplished great things in the past year. Each winner gets to take home a, yep, you guessed it, a golden skateboard, as shown below

The skateboard is also known as 'Skatie' among the winners. Each year, five candidates are chosen for each category, and the public must vote for who they think deserves the award the most. As previously mentioned, this award may or may not be a good thing for the winners

Right, let's move on to the categories, candidates and winners

Football Referee of the Year

Candidates

Howard Webb

Martin Atkinson

Subkhiddin Salleh

Ben Williams

That guy in orange

Winner

Ben Williams - by a huge landslide. Though he was probably voted by sarcastic Malaysian fans, since about 99.99% of his votes came from Malaysia

Couple of the Year

Candidates

Aniq & Farahin

Hisan & Shira

Nadzirah & Amalina

Amir & FIFA 10 PC

Kana & Nikhil

Winner

Kana & Nikhil - by, well, everyone. A perfect couple, mischiefs coming from those two, who could possibly deserve this award more than them?

Team of the Year

Candidates

Manchester United

Pittsburgh Steelers

Yokohama F. Marinos

Niners FC

Felda United

Winner

Niners FC - who, despite being underprepared, short-handed and lacking in match fitness, this team still managed to play well in the two matches they competed in, though the less said about the amount of goals they conceded, the better

Class of the Year

Candidates

4 ABK

4 MUZ

4 ALAU

4 HISH

Archie Andrews' class

Winner

4 ABK - overall, they have achieved a lot of records for the school : Most Active in Co-Curricular Activities, Most Students in Top 10 of Whole Form, 'The Teachers Are Pissed Off Because of Our Jackasses' Award, Loudest Class Award. An obvious winner

Player of the Year

Candidates

Hafizh

Cakip

Paan

Boboy

Imal

Winner

Cakip - as no one can touch him on the pitch. If you do, expect his boot in your face, head, ribs, legs or groin

Blog of the Year (personal)

Candidates

Firdaus

Azally

Hisan

Afiz

Sarah

Winner

Azally - frequently updated, a lot of photos, just what you expect of a blog

Blog of the Year (sports)

Candidates

From The Marbles

Malaysia Sports' Loose Cannon

Dirty Tackle

Big League Stew

FourFourTwo blog

Winner

Dirty Tackle - the best sports blog voted by the public, citing features as 'The Continental', 'Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...' and 'Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List' as the main attraction. Now where's that mayonnaise I had in the fridge...

Noob of the Year

Candidates

Imran

Izham

Alip

Dik M

Syukri

Winner

Izham - an obvious choice by the voters, with 99% of the votes going for him. Rumours are abound that Izham secretly voted for himself for this award

Until we meet again

this post does not intend to disgrace anyone in any way (okay, maybe we wanted to disgrace some of them). if you happen to be offended by this post, we suggest that you get a life. it's a gag post, people. if you lack a sense of humour, that's your problem, not ours

Ref Kayu

2010-11-14T16:08:00.002+08:00

Malaysia vs China

Ben Williams, 12th man China

dari kick-off lagi kita dah nampak ref ni bias. main baru seminit. ada ke patut Mahalli Jasuli kena kad kuning? orang foul awal camtu kena warning je cukup la

minit ke-25, Mahalli kena kad kuning keduanya. perasan tak masa dia sepak bola tu keluar, masa dia 'tak puas hati', belakang dia dah ada bola bergolek, yang ballpicker nak bagi pemain China tu? aku rasa Mahalli nak bagi balik kat ballpicker bola tu

tup tup, kena kad merah. pemain Malaysia pun, apa lagi, protes la. first half kena kad merah, pasal benda kecik camni. Safiq Rahim, sebagai kapten, pergi la protes kat referee tu. tak pasal-pasal kena kad merah! baru cakap je, belum foul lagi

maknanya Malaysia dari awal kena main 9 orang, nak lawan 12 pemain China. letih la camni. tapi memang aku applaud la semangat juang harimau kita, 9 orang pun tak bolos first half

tapi, kalau dah main 9 orang tu, lama-lama bolos la gak. 2 gol berturut-turut menghancurkan harapan Malaysia nak at least seri. dah la striker takde. bila dah minit ke-70+, S.Kunanlan jatuhkan sorang player China dalam kotak. aku dah jerit, "aahhh, bagi je la penalti lepas ni". tengok betul lak tekaan aku. dah la penalti, Kuna kena kad kuning kedua, terus merah, off! aku memang tahan marah je time tu. kalau tak, memang banyak benda hancur kat rumah aku semalam

penalti tu masuk, 3-0. memang dah takleh kejar la lepas ni. tapi, walaupun kalah, Malaysia tetap layak ke pusingan kedua sebagai antara pasukan tempat ketiga yang terbaik. masalahnya sekarang, Malaysia tinggal 15 orang pemain je. yup, 15. 11 + 4 sub. kalau menang ni memang miracle la. bukan apa, skuad Malaysia ni dah kecik sangat, backup pun dah takde

tapi aku yakin, kalau ikut prestasi dengan semangat semalam. memang boleh menang lawan Iran nanti

Malaysia kalah bukan sebab prestasi hampeh ke, China terer ke, tapi sebab Ben Williams ni bodoh

oh ya, aku ada cakap tak takde sorang pun pemain China kena kad, sedangkan Malaysia aku rasa Khairul Fahmi sorang je tak kena kad kuning?

Random mumblings of a footballer before he plays FIFA

2010-11-13T16:21:00.000+08:00

Time for the disgraces. First, my defensive partner has scored more goals in the past week than I have. That's an embarrassing f***ing disgrace. Then, the mosquitoes have been targeting me at school. That's an itchy f***ing disgrace. Later, I discovered that my friends went off somewhere without telling me. That's a backstabbing f***ing disgrace. On the pitch, this idiot started getting mad at me because I made contact with his leg when I blocked his shot. That's a wimpy f***ing disgrace. Then, I realized I was wearing blue. That's a colourblind f***ing disgrace. I then had to cut my hair short because the school won't let me keep it long. That's a disciplinary f***ing disgrace. Then, there was this referee who probably thought his whistle was a vuvuzela and cost us a win in a cup final. That's...that's a...

Daud Archulater

2010-11-07T16:07:00.000+08:00

'why do I keep running from the truth...'

because...

the truth hurts...

sometimes...

it's not what you want to hear...

the truth...

makes you feel worse than you already are...

sometimes...

it's better to live in lies...

because...

it makes you feel better...

it makes you feel confident...

so...

honesty is not always the best policy...

kebodohan FAM (Football Association Mangkuk)

2010-11-05T22:21:00.000+08:00

aku list je la senang, takyah citer panjang-panjang

1. selamatkan Pahang dari kena turun masuk Liga Premier berkali-kali

2. sekejap bagi import main, sekejap tak bagi. konsisten la sikit woi!

3. selalu benar tukar format liga. aku dah konfius dah ni

4. dah elok main selasa dengan sabtu, nak main isnin dengan jumaat lak. kata nak bagi ramai orang datang tengok. kot pilih hari-hari ni makin sikit datang agaknya

5. tukar format Piala Sumbangsih, semata-mata nak tolong Selangor (original format : juara Piala FA vs juara Piala Malaysia, juara Piala Malaysia main kat home)

6. overcharge tiket final, alasan nak lagi prestij. cam sama je aku tengok...

7. orang FAM fikirkan jawatan masing-masing je

8. duit yang dikutip selama ni masuk poket orang FAM

9. x reti nak galakkan team cari sponsor sendiri, yang dah ada sponsor tu suruh lak share ruang kat jersi dengan TM yang sponsor setahun bukannya banyak sangat pun

10. tak reti nak manage bolasepak Malaysia

main taman je ke? cara ko cakap tu, aku bajet ko main taraf world cup

2010-11-03T22:03:00.000+08:00

situasi 1 :

korang adalah defender. bila bola dekat dengan korang, mesti korang nak clear kan? dan kalau bola tu 50-50, nasib la kalau kaki berlaga kan? nampaknya aku silap. ada sekali tu aku nak clear bola, paras dada. aku nak clear ke tepi. pastu ada abang ni (bajet rambut idris karim power la sangat), datang nak shoot bola. aku nampak dia last minit, aku tarik balik kaki aku, dia dapat shoot, tapi melayang ke mana ntah. pastu boleh suruh aku jaga kaki aku. ko datang dari belakang mana aku nak nampak ko, mangkuk. itu pun nasib baik aku tarik kaki aku, kalau tak dah ada kesan stud dah kat keting ko

situasi 2 :

korang adalah wing-back. tugas korang ialah jaga kat bahagian wing tu. korang kalau dapat attack mesti nak kejar bola kan? aku buat tu la. pastu bola 50-50 lagi, aku masuk nak control bola, tunjuk la kaki aku. tapi aku nampak mamat ni cam nak berlaga dengan aku, aku tarik kaki aku, ingat nak tolak bola bagi lepas dia. pastu dia boleh tajak aku kat peha? aku pun keluar la bunyi 'uk', sebab sakit (ye la, kitorang main guna but). abang kat situasi 1 tu cakap 'jangan la berlakon'. berlakon pala hotak ko. nak kena tajak kat peha sekali aku boleh je bagi. pastu bola kat tanah, aku dapat bola, lepas 2 orang defender, shoot, kena tiang, keluar. aku nak masuk balik posisi aku, terdengar lak mamat tu kata aku main jahat. ye ke? tak pernah aku dengar orang yang kena tajak tu yang main jahat. aku rasa kalau main pro ni, dia dah kena kad kuning dah

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kesimpulannya, diorang ni pemain taman. diorang bukannya pemain taraf world cup, yang takleh disentuh langsung. kalau tak nak kena sentuh, gi la main badminton ke, tenis ke, golf ke. senang sikit hidup aku

are you sick of feeling so left out?

2010-10-29T16:57:00.002+08:00

ditching humanity, trying my luck with dumb AI from NASCAR 07. at least they're more trustworthy

Exam Blog

2010-10-13T16:30:00.014+08:00

setiap hari aku akan mengupdate blog ni pasal exam, pendapat aku pasal paper pagi tersebut

let's roll...

Rabu, 13/10

BM - boleh la, x senang sangat, x susah sangat. paling leceh time jawab bahagian prosa tradisional. soalan : 'Jika anda Indera Nata, apakah yang akan anda lakukan terhadap 7 orang puteri dan bonda yang menangis hingga ke tengah malam?'. nak je aku letak 'Saya akan tengok je, gelak, amik gambar, masuk Facebook'. bangang tul soalan...

Khamis, 14/10
SJ - pergh, boleh tahan la gak kertas dia. bahagian subjektif tu ok, dapat jawab la gak (mana yang x dapat tu ditibai dengan jawapan yang logik). sampai objektif...hmm...cam nak pengsan. x sure ni betul ke x

BI (Paper 1) - my favourite...hehe. walaupun x berapa reti buat format surat x rasmi, tapi ayat-ayat yang aku guna memang mantop, dapat la cover gak yang tu. ada subliminal message pasal NS agaknya cikgu hapsah perasan x...yang continuous writing tu memang gempak la aku buat. jawab soalan nombor 2 tu, 15 perenggan aku buat, kul 2.25 kot siap. kalau x dapat A+ gak x tau la...

Jumaat, 15/10
BI (Paper 2) - agak menyusahkan sikit di sini, bahagian awal-awal tu senang, sampai literature je...adesss...x tau apa nak tulis. kebanyakan jawapan ditulis mengikut akal logik berdasarkan poem atau short story tersebut. yang ni pun ada gak soalan bangang. "If you were in Lucy's shoes, what would you say to Miss Broome?" aku nak je jawab "F**k off you b***h. This is my f***ing job, and I want you to f***ing go to hell. Rot in hell, devil b***h!" (di-censor untuk menjaga ke-PG13-an blog ni)

Sabtu, 16/10
recharging my batteries, get set for monday

Ahad, 17/10
study + relax + bola, penting untuk prepare-kan diri untuk exam esok

Isnin, 18/10
Math (overall) - aku rasa yang 50-50. ada yang susah sampai pecah kepala nak fikir, ada yang tengok je dah tau apa jawapan dia. tapi kenapa la nak masuk circles dengan volume of solids? dah setahun x belajar, tetiba masuk balik. nasib baik dapat kertas formula tu...

Agama (Kertas 2) - yang ni aku undecided sikit, sebab banyak guna kbkk nak jawab. aku dah la x ingat hadis yang soalan 1b tu. nasib baik aku ter-flash back bahagian perpaduan tu (betul kan hadis tu?), at least xde la kosong je jawapan tu. jawi pun agak 50-50 sebab dah lama x tulis jawi

Selasa, 19/10
Bio (P1 & P2) - agak memeningkan gak kertas ni tadi, akpa yang aku baca x semua masuk. nasib baik aku dapat ingat bahagian osmosis dengan yang phospholipid bilayer sikit. yang lain? taram bin tembak je gamak eh...

Sivik - no komen. mengacau momentum menjawab bio je, timing x betul kertas ni

Rabu, 20/10
Add Math (overall) - need. suicide. pill. now

update : gila x best rabu ni. add math + ns kalah = @#$#@@$!!!!!!

Khamis, 21/10
Chemistry (Paper 3) - a.k.a 'chemist jer', bak kata kawan aku ni. experiment ni memang susah nak jawab, especially bila dah lama x buat lab report. bahagian calculate mole of ion tu bukannya sentuh pun...

Jumaat, 22/10
Agama (Kertas 1) - 50-50. ada yang senag, ada yang susah. ada yang aku x jawab pun. preparation time study memang out la, ustazah suruh kitorang 'baca semua'. maut la camtu, last minit baru dapat hint mana yang keluar. tapi x sempat la nak baca yang keluar tu...

Isnin, 25/10
Physics - Paper by paper breakdown

Paper 1 - gila susah! banyak nak kena kira mengira lak, boleh mati camni. dah la soalan berbelit-belit, terus x tau mana formula nak kena guna

Paper 2 - love it. paling bersemangat buat paper ni sebab soalan dia cam senang je. tapi ingat, 'cam senang'. maybe tetiba nanti jawapan yang dia nak lain pulak, parah aku

Paper 3 - eksperimen-vaganza. ni yang aku fikir 50-50. bahagian buat eksperimen sendiri tu aku agak je ikut logik. bak kata cikgu aku, "just use 'agakan method'"

Selasa, 26/10
Chemistry (Paper 1 & 2) - gila la. boleh tahan gak susah dia. dah la dia punya benda semua lebih kurang sama je. calculations? aku buat satu je, lain semua biar kosong/agak-agak je. memang mantop la markah chemistry aku camni

PJK - waste of time. aku terfikir camner cikgu kucai nak tanda sebab kitorang x guna kertas OMR nak jawab. memang poor planning la on our part. nak mintak duit ekstra beli kertas? sori la, jangan harap. ramai bebudak kelas aku ni, McDonald's, KFC, wayang, Nike, Adidas mahal-mahal semua tu boleh bayar terus. ni mintak benda yang kurang dari RM5 pun liat. cikgu mintak pun x semua bayar on the spot

Rabu, 27/10
Biology (Paper 3) - pasal eksperimen je, tapi aku x berapa prepare sangat. aku dah kena misinformation. kawan aku cakap yeast dengan vitamin c keluar, last-last aerobic respiration dengan food energy lak keluar. nasib baik chapter betul, dapat la gak jawab

IT'S

FREAKIN

OVER!!!

yea man

2010-09-22T17:39:00.000+08:00

dah bersawang blog aku ni...punyalah lama x update