NS vs Terengganu, 1st leg

hari selasa tu, NS lawan ganu untuk semi-final Piala Malaysia. aku pegi dengan jiran aku, farhan (nama glamour : paan). memang syok! masuk-masuk je dah ramai orang.

suasana, hari raya...eh, silap lagu lak!

memang lagi ramai daripada biasa datang. ni baru selasa, kalau sabtu x tau la. anyway, diorang ni memang loud, maklum la semi-final. gambar atas tu masa sebelum start. gambar bawah ni masa half time lak

penuh ni...

1st half ok la gak, pemain NS cuba menyerang bertalu2...tapi gagal sebab ganu berkampung kat belakang...susah nak masuk. hairuddin dapat skor tapi offside. pastu alif samsuddin rembat kena tiang lak...adei...1st half 0-0...

pemain simpanan NS warm-up masa halftime

2nd half, aku cuba ambik gambar in play...ada la gak hasilnya...tapi yang bestnya gambar ni...

moment of the night

x tau tu gambar apa? tu la gambar moment aidil skor minit 51...bagus gak aku bawak kamera ari tu...terer gak paan suruh aku amik gambar masa tu...haha

tapi lpas tu ada la 2-3 peluang untuk NS...ada satu kena palang...rasanya rezal kot, aku pun dah x ingat...kontroversi memuncak masa nak habis match. hairuddin kena pijak dengan haririe, terus kena kad kuning kedua...padan muka!

kat bawah ni ada gambar lagi :

lessons learnt

1. there's a reason why EA Sports put in the 'keeper charge' button in the FIFA series
2. never trust a ref who doesn't book your opposition after 4 fouls but books you after 2 fouls
3. keep at least 2 men in defence at all times
4. pre-match rituals and lucky shirts are a myth
5. never lose a FIFA game of the same fixture
6. if carragher drags you down, don't hold your breath for a red card
7. but if vidic drags you down, he'll get a red
8. never switch off in defence
9. ALWAYS get 2 men to mark torres
10. finally, throw in some beach balls when you are attacking liverFOOL

damn...

...son of a b***h! damn u, liverFOOL! f*** carragher!

tips mengalahkan terengganu selasa ni

27/10, sehari selepas pertabalan Yamtuan NS baru, NS lawan terengganu Piala Malaysia. so, aku ada cadangan camner nak kalahkan diorang 1st leg ni :

1. ajak yamtuan gi stadium
2. pemain NS nampak yamtuan, mesti semangat naik
3. pemain terengganu lak mesti gelabah tengok yamtuan
4. ni sebab klau ganu menang, yamtuan mesti murka kat diorang
5. jadi, diorang kena la main hati-hati
6. akhirnya, NS menang 5-0, hasil jaringan zaquan (2), shukor, hairuddin dan robin hood...eh silap, idris karim

begitulah teorinya...jangan pemain NS lak gelabah, pemain ganu yang naik semangat :p

goalkeeping brilliance

for their efforts in keeping the clean sheet, we salute them







let's FIFA 10!

man on the street...

biasa dalam berita ada diorang interview orang kat tepi jalan kan? well...

apa korang tengok :

journalist : apa pandangan tuan terhadap bajet 2010 ni?
ahmad : bagi saya, bajet ni memang menguntungkan rakyat, bla bla bla...

apa yang korang TAK tengok :

journalist : apa pandangan tuan terhadap bajet 2010 ni?
aliff : bajet announce hari ni ke? alamak, aku tak tengok lagi!

finally lost a FIFA game...

...to liverpool 3-4! sakit hati tul!

more FIFA 10 screenshots

van der sar just gets his hands on the ball!

paul scholes, he scores goals...

a sensational goal by paul scholes!

what a goal by ryan giggs!

giggs will tear you apart...

sakitla ko tekel! bodo ke hapa?

tu la, main ganas lagi...kan dah gol!

sejak bila lak ben foster reti tekel player ni?

aarrgghh!!!

nape la hujan smalam? dah aku x dapat gi stadium!

...at least menang gak 2-0...

Fat...a parody of Bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Zt8mn14hY&feature=related

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
When I sit around the house
(woo, woo, woo)
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

...

damn, today's a slow day...hujan lak tu...

screenshots fifa 10

what a crunching tackle by berbatov!



what a save by van der sar!

here's owen...

cara-cara mengalahkan hantu

tapi x digerenti semua menjadi, ok...

1. hantu raya
- bila nampak je dia, ajak dia pegi rumah kau, pastu suruh dia buat ketupat, lemang, rendang, kuih raya dan apa-apa yang berkaitan dengan raya

2. hantu pocong
- kan berikat kan kat atas tu? bukak ikatan tu, bagi kain jatuh. gerenti malu dia...

3. toyol
- tukar semua duit yang korang ada kepada duit 5 sen (1 sen dah x laku). mesti x larat nak angkat tu. kalau larat pun, bila dia bagi kat tuan dia, konpem kena penampar jepun sedas!

4. orang minyak
- campak je mancis kat dia, pastu terbakar la dia

5. hantu galah
- ajak dia main galah panjang, mesti dia kalah sebab tinggi sangat, pastu balik menangis

PS : cara-cara ni x semestinya 100% efektif. kalau korang kena makan, jangan salahkan aku pulak!

my fifa 10

ok, skarang ni aku tengah obses main FIFA 10 versi PC (ps2 punye xde space nak save :p)...grafik memang lawa, control sedap (bila dah biasa) and best of all, boleh masuk grafik sendiri :D

buktinya :

cari bendera yang aku buat kat screenshot atas tu

goes by the name of wayne rooney...

cuba tengok belakang rooney tu...apa yang korang nampak?

lighting up the world

anything's possible with PC. Let's FIFA 10!

flags for FIFA 10

5 days of susah-ness

9:39:59...semua dah x sabar menunggu...sesaat kemudian, ketua pengawas PMR amik mike n said, "masa menjawab sudah tamat"...terdengar bisikan2 dari group tengah, yang makin lama makin kuat...bila siap je kutip semua kertas, makin kuat bunyinye...n bila beliau berkata, "calon2 boleh keluar dewan sekarang", semua jadi ala2 HSM2 (wei, korang remaja kan? kalau x tau amende tu memang screwed la korang!), minus the awful song :p...

so, apa aku buat pastu? well, aku, mustafa, nazrul n safwan dah plan gi terminal sesama...tapi si arip tonggek lak menyemak join group kitorang, so dia kene la silent treatment...huhu...

sampai je kat terminal, kelihatan kedia game...x bukak lagi! adoi, frustnya! kedai apa kul 10.30 x bukak lagi? berkat kesabaran kitorang, akhirnya bukak gak kedai2 game tu...so kitorang masuk la...mus, nazrul, tonggek n idin (dia join lambat sikit) nak main PES (best ke? cam bodoh je). sementara aku menunggu, aku beli la 2 game ni...

Madden 10 dengan FIFA 10...guna je la 2010

aku tengok la diorang main...idin vs mustafa, liverFOOL vs man utd...idin menang 7-0 O_o...mentang2 la mus baru 1st time main, nak buli dia lak...sementara diorang main, aku dengan nazrul gi turun beli FIFA 10 versi PC (sumpah lagi lawa grafik)...RM30! x cekik darah ke tu?

anyway, balik je rumah, aku terus install game tu...seperti biasa aku man utd...main 3 match dulu...burnley 9-1, zenit st. petersburg 4-2 dan chelsea 8-2...mana taknya, main amatur je :p...

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penonton tegar hobin jang hobin

apa lagi, gi la stadium paroi tengok bola! 2-0 in the end, hairuddin n idris skor...tapi aku tengok 1st half cam nak menyampah aku...hairuddin masuk je mula menyerlah NS...baru je masuk dah dapat through ball, gelecek defender pastu shoot...tapi kene block. kalau awal sikit dah 1-0 dah agaknya masa tu

burger stadium...sedap wei!

ok gak la match tu...makan sedap, NS menang, 100% dalam Piala Malaysia, kira enjoyable la gak match tu...

bahagian penyokong kuat NS

wide angle shot (ye2 je)

NS in action

aku dan stadium

tiket bola...tapi simpanan je :p

1000 hits!

bangga gila dah 1000 hits ni...thanks everybody!

a chat with afiz

mari kita datang open house dia...members only!

life of a kit-maker/student

ni yang payah nak balance ni...belum keje ke apa2 lagi...celaru pulak time nak belajar, terfikir pulak pasal buat jersi ni...

hopefully aku dapat 'balance'kan bende ni, baru tenang hidup...

PMR review, part 1

sumpah aku cakap, science paper 2 memang mengelirukan! soalan cross-pollination memang cam x disangka2 keluar. aku ingat aku sorang je susah jawab, tengok2 cousin aku kat subang pun sama...

...xpe la, kalau semua camni, graf rendah, senang dapat A, haha!

BM kertas 1 agak sederhana, tapi do-able. kertas 2 lak cam biasa je...ramai pilih nombor 1nak jawab bahagian C.

agama boleh tahan la, cuma aku blur skit bahagian akidah tu (awal2 je)

geografi boleh buat, tahap sederhana. kalau ramai cam aku, maunye turun la graf, senang skit nak dapat A...aku dah la markah borderline je geo...huhu

3 more to go, wish me and my friends and cousins luck!

KIT LIGA SUPER

semua ni aku buat...letih siot!

nantikan release tak lama lagi! Majulah Sukan Untuk Negara!