The real truth

So I'm guessing by now most, if not all, of you know what this "Oppa Gangnam Style" is? Well, if you don't, Google it yourselves, I'm not your mom. Anyway rumours are flying saying it has a sinister meaning related to becoming Jews and stuff. Well, that last bit is not true, but here's what it really means

Why hello there. Looks like you found the hidden message. Just so we're clear I don't even like this song

The dance moves are actually part of an ancient ritual called "Jisung Chuyoung", which basically means "sacrificing animals and humans to the demons of Gangnam". 'Gangnam' is actually named after a lost tribe in Korea who worshipped demons, and danced whenever they do the sacrifice ceremony. The tribe members would ride on horses to deliver the sacrifice to the "demon's lair" at the foot of Mount Duri, the tallest peak in Korea

 I'm just pointing out the ridiculousness of what some people are willing to believe

"Oppa" means "long live the eye" in the language of an ancient Amazon tribe called the "Garrincha". This could be dismissed as a coincidence, but do proceed to my next point

Yeah, I don't believe the above point either

What is more worrying however is that the tribe displayed traits of the Illuminati. So it is safe to assume that they were either part of the Illuminati, or were the founders themselves. Basically what this means is that whenever you listen and dance along to "Oppa Gangnam Style", you are actually doing what the Illuminati done ages ago. This, in effect, means you are supporting the movement without even realising it

Bull. Crap

So there you go. The song will turn you into Illuminati-supporting devil-worshippers. Oh, and there's something about the Freemasons as well. The shoes worn by the guy in the video has noticeable Freemason traits. Please spread this for the sake of not only Muslims, but all of humanity

If you actually do share this, man you are paranoid

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So9 Exclusive : Mesyuarat Vetting Committee FAM

pictured above : the actual meeting

Dikhabarkan bahawa syarat pengambilan pemain import telah diubah selepas tarikh pendaftaran pemain Liga-M telah tamat. Syarat yang mengatakan bahawa hanya pemain dari negara yang mempunyai ranking lebih tinggi dari Malaysia pada 24 Ogos 2011 telah diubah kepada 24 November 2011 tanpa pengetahuan orang ramai dan ahli gabungan FAM. Kami di State of Nine membayangkan inilah yang berlaku pada mesyuarat yang mengubah syarat itu

Hamidin : Baik, mesyuarat mula bersidang sekarang. Semua tahu kan kenapa kita ada di sini?

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Baguslah kalau semua dah tahu. Kita kena ubah syarat yang berkaitan ranking negara pemain import tu, sebab aku baru perasan Lebanon ranking dia bawah Malaysia masa 24 Ogos tu

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Bukannya apa, kalau guna ranking 24 Ogos tu nanti pemain import Selangor tu tak boleh main dalam Liga-M nenti sebab tak layak. Tu sebab selama ni aku guna alasan 'klausa 19 & 20' tu. Kita ubah syarat, guna ranking terkini sebab Lebanon dah ada atas Malaysia. Adil kan untuk Selangor begini?

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Cantik la kalau semua dah setuju. Oh ya, jangan beritahu persatuan-persatuan lain yang pemain import diorang tak layak sampai tarikh tutup dah berlalu, faham? Biar Selangor je dapat  pemain yang terbaik. Pasukan lain tu semua tak penting untuk Liga-M. Tahun ni juga aku nak pastikan 'Misi 33' kami berjaya. Siapa yang halang akan kena hantar bekerja kat lombong arang batu kat Korea Utara

Vetting Committee : ...

Hamidin : Excellent. Dah, mari kita semua makan mi goreng dengan karipap, minum teh tarik. Ni semua aku guna duit tiket final Piala Malaysia hari tu. Jangan membazir tau. Susah nak perah duit banyak-banyak dari penyokong ni

Xavi : Cesc is suffering! *baling kerusi kat Hamidin   

got blackmailed

bah, you win. can't believe you got dirt on me

 hi there, i must've told you to go here

as I promised you, here's the video for the fanboys/fangirls

there's no biebtard/k-pop/whatever i told you it was video guys :)

still don't see what the fuss is all about though

 but there is a video of Rick Astley instead

click here : video

you've just been rick rolled :p

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FERGIE Y U NO LET ANDERS KEEP GOAL???