Bruno Saturn - It Will Hail

If you ever sue me, baby,
Leave some lawyers at my door
'Cause it would take a whole lot of subpoenas
To realize what banks we used to rob,
We don't rob them anymore

There's no injunction that could save me
No matter how long before Torres will score
So keep in mind all the human sacrifices I'm makin'
To keep you from suing me
To keep you from walkin' out the door (with my cash)

'Cause there'll be no sunshine
If I lose this case, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose this case, baby
Just like the clouds
My lawyers will do the same, if you win the case
Everyday, it'll hail, hail, hail

I'll never be the judge's favorite
Your witnesses can't even look me in the eye
Ooh, if I was in their shoes, I won't be doing the same thing
Sayin' "There goes my client
Walkin' with that criminalish guy"

But they just hate me from day one
Ooh, is it because I'm not that Bieber creature?
Yeah for them I'll try I'll try I'll try
The Bieber creature can insult Islam and get away with it
And it makes me wonder why?

'Cause there'll be no sunshine
If I lose this case, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose this case, baby
Just like the clouds
My lawyers will do the same, if you win the case
Everyday, it'll hail, hail, hail

Don't just say guilty,
Don't just say guilty
At least tell me what I did wrong
So I can blame the government

'Cause there'll be no sunshine
If I lose this case, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose this case, baby
Just like the clouds
My lawyers will do the same, if you win the case
Everyday, it'll hail, hail, hail

Bruno Saturn - Cut My Hair

Bruno Saturn returns for another hit, exclusive only at The State of Nine!

Bruno Saturn

It’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Well I know this barber shop on the street we can go,
Everyone will know,
Come on dude
Who cares if it's bad got a pocket full of hair cream we can use,
Shaver's on 2,
And it’s on dude

Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll cut, cut, cut-cut
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

Cause it’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

I’ll go get a chair let you chop off some of my hair,

So whatcha wanna do?
Let’s just cut dude.
If I wake up and I'm bald that's not cool.
Yeah, I will blame you;
It ain't cool, dude

Don’t say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we’ll cut, cut, cut-cut
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

 
Cause it’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Just say I will,
Tell me right now dude
Tell me right now dude x2

Cause it’s a beautiful day,
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Is it the look in their eyes,
Or is it this apple juice?
Who cares kiddo,
I think I want you to cut my hair

Hank McCoy ft. Bruno Saturn - Trillionaire

[Bruno]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad
Buy all the stuff I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Time magazine
Smiling next to Flanders and Charlie Sheen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I fall down a flight of stairs
The same one every day oh
I swear the world better prepare
To pay all my bills

[Henry "Hank" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Charlie
I would be the character of love
Give Hank a wish list
I’d probably punch Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a their babies that ain’t never had lunch
Give away their BMWs like here dude have this
And last but not least give somebody their last meal
Its been a couple seconds since I’ve single so
You can call me Hank Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Kyle Busch hit
And damn sure do a lot more than Harvick did
Yeah can’t remember about me smartie
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme song


[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyes
I fall down a flight of stairs
The same one every day oh
I swear the world better prepare
To pay all my bills
Oh oooh oh oooh to pay all my bills
Oh oooh oh oooh to pay all my bills

[Henry "Hank" McCoy]
I’ll be playing basketball with Professor X
Dunking on his shiny dome
Then I’ll laugh at his wheelchair
Toss him in the air just for the heck of it
But then he got mad at me
And he tossed me into the basket
So he can practice his shots using my head
I’ll have the last laugh cause he can't even score
Then I heard the ground rumbling oh that was sore
And I remembered the X-Jet was under the court
So goodbye cruel world I'll be probably gone
I know we all had a dream in a dream
Go in your pocket pull out your ID
And toss it in the air and sing

[Bruno]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad
Buy all the stuff I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Time magazine
Smiling next to Flanders and Charlie Sheen
[Chorus]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad!