x la hebat mana

Barca xde la hebat mana sangat pun. aku main FIFA 11 senang je menang 4-0. tip? jangan bagi diorang pegang bola. last-last possession aku 66%, diorang punya 34% je. diorang xde shots pun sebab tu

and yes, I'm in denial, but at least I admit it

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pelan untuk menghapuskan gerakan dengki dengan Manchester United

apa susah, lepas ni xyah panggil diorang guna nama, panggil ikut peringkat mana diorang tersingkir cukup. lepas ni jumpa penyokong Arsenal, panggil diorang 'round of 16'. jumpa penyokong Chelsea, panggil diorang 'quarterfinal'. jumpa penyokong Man City, panggil diorang '35 years'. mana yang lalang tu panggil je la 'lalang'

hidup kita camni la :D

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menyampah lak aku tengok bila penyokong team lain kutuk Man United bila kalah. team korang kat mana masalahnya sekarang ni (kecuali yang memang 100% sokong Barca dari kecik lagi, bukan lalang gred A, setakat sokong pagi tadi je)? cermin diri dulu la sebelum nak kutuk team lain. dari korang bazir masa kutuk kitorang elok lagi korang support team sendiri. aku kalau team yang aku benci kalah pun xde nak tag orang dalam status, letak 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' dalam status atau tetiba tukar jadi penyokong team yang menang tu

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19

go figure, eh?

for some reason I keep missing out on the cool stuff that's been happening around me. ah well, time to play Football Manager 2011 again I guess

how to stop Barcelona

1. distract Messi with a bunch of Lego playsets
2. breathe in Busquets' general direction as this will cause him to fall down and clutch his ankle
3. don't bother about Pique, he'll bleed spontaneously
4. call David Villa a lemur
5. tell Pique that Shakira left him for Puyol

Hank McCoy ft. Bruno Saturn - Trillionaire

[Bruno]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad
Buy all the stuff I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Time magazine
Smiling next to Flanders and Charlie Sheen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I fall down a flight of stairs
The same one every day oh
I swear the world better prepare
To pay all my bills

[Henry "Hank" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Charlie
I would be the character of love
Give Hank a wish list
I’d probably punch Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a their babies that ain’t never had lunch
Give away their BMWs like here dude have this
And last but not least give somebody their last meal
Its been a couple seconds since I’ve single so
You can call me Hank Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Kyle Busch hit
And damn sure do a lot more than Harvick did
Yeah can’t remember about me smartie
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme song


[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyes
I fall down a flight of stairs
The same one every day oh
I swear the world better prepare
To pay all my bills
Oh oooh oh oooh to pay all my bills
Oh oooh oh oooh to pay all my bills

[Henry "Hank" McCoy]
I’ll be playing basketball with Professor X
Dunking on his shiny dome
Then I’ll laugh at his wheelchair
Toss him in the air just for the heck of it
But then he got mad at me
And he tossed me into the basket
So he can practice his shots using my head
I’ll have the last laugh cause he can't even score
Then I heard the ground rumbling oh that was sore
And I remembered the X-Jet was under the court
So goodbye cruel world I'll be probably gone
I know we all had a dream in a dream
Go in your pocket pull out your ID
And toss it in the air and sing

[Bruno]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad
Buy all the stuff I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Time magazine
Smiling next to Flanders and Charlie Sheen
[Chorus]
I wanna be a trillionaire so freaking bad!

soviet conspiracies

okay, it's not really theirs

1. Man United kalah game hari Ahad kul 9pm sebab aku kat tusyen

2. N9 teruk season ni sebab ada banner perlawanan kat trafik light tu

3. jumpa pengetua sok ialah cara nak psycho kitorang time SPM nanti

4. blog ni belum kena invade dengan USSR lagi

5. ref sokong Chelsea masa lawan Spurs hari tu 

nothing at all

today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna stay in my bed

well, that didn't work...

Rafney Benitez's Sunday Facts

Hello, and welcome to my 'Sunday Facts' column. Let's go

1. Justin Bieber is overhyped and he's nothing special. FACT!

 2. 'Key of Awesome' got it spot-on with girls with Bieber fever. FACT! 

3. Carlos Tevez hasn't got a brain. FACT! 

4. Chicharito is United's Player of the Season. FACT! 

5. You can't post on Facebook about what you don't like about school. FACT! 

6. 'Power Rangers' is awesome. FACT! 

7. JackHammer's tweets about F1 2010 is just a way of torturing me since I haven't gotten mine to work since November. FACT! 

8. Going to the stadium and watch your team grab that win is more satisfying than watching it on TV. FACT! 

9. Stadium Merdeka has been defiled by that Bieber kid and Tunku Abdul Rahman is hating it. FACT!

10. Nikhil is a gay mummy's boy who is hated by most teachers. FACT!

And that wraps up my 'Sunday Facts' column for this week