1. MY BROTHER - HE REALLY MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK! I POSTED A ROONEY-CLASS STATUS ON FACEBOOK AND HE TOLD MOTHER AND SHE SCOLDED ME! NOW HE'S CURRENTLY IN SOME PLACE CALLED 'DEAD SPACE'!!! WHICH I ASSUME IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU DIE HORRIBLY!!!
2. SMK PUTERI'S DAYLIGHT ROBBERY - OBVIOUSLY MY SCHOOL ARE THE BETTER TEAM IN THURSDAY'S PARLIAMENT-STYLE DEBATE! WE CUT OFF THEIR QUESTIONS NICELY AND INTERJECTED WHILE THEY WERE DELIVERING THEIR POINTS! WE WERE IN THE SPIRIT OF THE PARLIAMENT BUT THE JUDGES FAILED TO SEE THAT!!!
3. WAYNE ROONEY'S BAN - I THINK THIS BAN IS RIDICULOUS! ALL HE DID WAS EXPRESS HIS EMOTIONS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD! WE ALL DESERVED TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS OF THE MEDIA! I REMEMBER THE TIME I DROPKICKED A TV CAMERA INTO JUPITER'S ORBIT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO MY FACE! BUT THE FA DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THEN!!! MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE IT CAME BACK CRASHING DOWN ON THEIR BUILDING AS A GIANT ASTEROID!!!
4. VEGETABLES - I WAS AT JUSCO TODAY WHEN MY MOTHER WANTED TO BUY VEGETABLES! SHE IS CLEARLY UNDER THEIR CONTROL! BUT EVEN WORSE WAS THE FACT YOU COULD NOT TELL THEM APART! THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!!! MY CRUSADE AGAINST THE EVIL OF VEGETABLES HAS SUDDENLY GOTTEN 10 TIMES HARDER! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I'M DESTROYING CELERY OR LEMONGRASS??!!!??
5. NIKHIL - THAT'S RIGHT, THIS STUPID MAMA'S BOY!!! I'M NOT PART OF THE CHESS CLUB, BUT IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU DON'T COME TO THE SELECTION, YOU DON'T GET PICKED TO BE ON THE TEAM!!! BUT OBVIOUSLY THIS CRYBABY THINKS OTHERWISE! HE GOT HIS MOTHER TO APPEAL AND USE EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BAG TO GET A RESELECTION!!! THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN I DIDN'T GET PICKED TO BE PART OF THE SCHOOL SOFTBALL TEAM BECAUSE I MISSED THE SELECTION! BUT I DID NOT BLAME THEM AT ALL AND USE A DOCTOR'S LETTER AS AN EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING THERE! INSTEAD I BLAMED MYSELF FOR BINGING TOO MUCH ON PAINT THINNER THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!
6. YOUTUBE TAKING DOWN 'POWER RANGERS : SAMURAI' VIDEOS - THIS IS JUST AWFULLY CRAZY! HOW CAN THEY DENY MY RIGHTS AS A POWER RANGERS FAN AND A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD??!!?? THEY ALREADY BLOCK WEIRD AL VIDEOS IN MALAYSIA, SO THIS IS JUST INFLICTING FURTHER PAIN ON ME! BESIDES, THE VIDEOS WERE UPLOADED AFTER T=IT WAS BROADCASTED, SO I SEE THIS AS A FORM OF HELP TO THOSE WHO MISSED THE BROADCAST! ARRRGGGGHHHH STUPID YOUTUBE!
7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS TRYING TO NEGOTIATE WITH YOUTUBE IN A 'FRIENDLY' MANNER ABOUT POWER RANGERS VIDEOS WHEN MY STUPID NEIGHBOUR, DANISH WAN, AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS BARGED RIGHT INTO MY ANTI-VEGETABLE BUNKER! THEY INTERRUPTED MY NEGOTIATIONS WHICH INVOLVED HANDCUFFS, GLASS SHARDS AND RPG-7S AND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO WATCH A PRINCESS MOVIE! I DROPPED MY SLEDGEHAMMER WHEN IT WAS 2MM AWAY FROM YOUTUBE'S CEO AND SAID 'SURE!'!!! BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE'LL UNDERSTAND I'LL RIP HIS EYEBALLS OUT WHEN I MORPH INTO THE RED MIGHTY MORPHIN RANGER!!! TURNS OUT THE PRINCESS MOVIE WAS A VIDEO WHERE SMK PUTERI CHEATED US OUT OF THE DEBATE COMPETITION! I WENT UP TO THE SCREEN AND DID A ROONEY UNTIL I PASSED OUT!!! WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS BACK IN MY BUNKER AND THE CEO SAWED OFF HIS ARM TO GET FREE!!! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE TIED ALL HIS ARMS!!!
I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!
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