rafney87's Friday Rage List

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. MY BROTHER - HE REALLY MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK! I POSTED A ROONEY-CLASS STATUS ON FACEBOOK AND HE TOLD MOTHER AND SHE SCOLDED ME! NOW HE'S CURRENTLY IN SOME PLACE CALLED 'DEAD SPACE'!!! WHICH I ASSUME IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU DIE HORRIBLY!!!

2. SMK PUTERI'S DAYLIGHT ROBBERY - OBVIOUSLY MY SCHOOL ARE THE BETTER TEAM IN THURSDAY'S PARLIAMENT-STYLE DEBATE! WE CUT OFF THEIR QUESTIONS NICELY AND INTERJECTED WHILE THEY WERE DELIVERING THEIR POINTS! WE WERE IN THE SPIRIT OF THE PARLIAMENT BUT THE JUDGES FAILED TO SEE THAT!!!


3. WAYNE ROONEY'S BAN - I THINK THIS BAN IS RIDICULOUS! ALL HE DID WAS EXPRESS HIS EMOTIONS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD! WE ALL DESERVED TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS OF THE MEDIA! I REMEMBER THE TIME I DROPKICKED A TV CAMERA INTO JUPITER'S ORBIT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO MY FACE! BUT THE FA DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THEN!!! MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE IT CAME BACK CRASHING DOWN ON THEIR BUILDING AS A GIANT ASTEROID!!!


4. VEGETABLES - I WAS AT JUSCO TODAY WHEN MY MOTHER WANTED TO BUY VEGETABLES! SHE IS CLEARLY UNDER THEIR CONTROL! BUT EVEN WORSE WAS THE FACT YOU COULD NOT TELL THEM APART! THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!!! MY CRUSADE AGAINST THE EVIL OF VEGETABLES HAS SUDDENLY GOTTEN 10 TIMES HARDER! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I'M DESTROYING CELERY OR LEMONGRASS??!!!??


5. NIKHIL - THAT'S RIGHT, THIS STUPID MAMA'S BOY!!! I'M NOT PART OF THE CHESS CLUB, BUT IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU DON'T COME TO THE SELECTION, YOU DON'T GET PICKED TO BE ON THE TEAM!!! BUT OBVIOUSLY THIS CRYBABY THINKS OTHERWISE! HE GOT HIS MOTHER TO APPEAL AND USE EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BAG TO GET A RESELECTION!!! THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN I DIDN'T GET PICKED TO BE PART OF THE SCHOOL SOFTBALL TEAM BECAUSE I MISSED THE SELECTION! BUT I DID NOT BLAME THEM AT ALL AND USE A DOCTOR'S LETTER AS AN EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING THERE! INSTEAD I BLAMED MYSELF FOR BINGING TOO MUCH ON PAINT THINNER THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!


6. YOUTUBE TAKING DOWN 'POWER RANGERS : SAMURAI' VIDEOS - THIS IS JUST AWFULLY CRAZY! HOW CAN THEY DENY MY RIGHTS AS A POWER RANGERS FAN AND A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD??!!?? THEY ALREADY BLOCK WEIRD AL VIDEOS IN MALAYSIA, SO THIS IS JUST INFLICTING FURTHER PAIN ON ME! BESIDES, THE VIDEOS WERE UPLOADED AFTER T=IT WAS BROADCASTED, SO I SEE THIS AS A FORM OF HELP TO THOSE WHO MISSED THE BROADCAST! ARRRGGGGHHHH STUPID YOUTUBE!


7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS TRYING TO NEGOTIATE WITH YOUTUBE IN A 'FRIENDLY' MANNER ABOUT POWER RANGERS VIDEOS WHEN MY STUPID NEIGHBOUR, DANISH WAN, AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS BARGED RIGHT INTO MY ANTI-VEGETABLE BUNKER! THEY INTERRUPTED MY NEGOTIATIONS WHICH INVOLVED HANDCUFFS, GLASS SHARDS AND RPG-7S AND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO WATCH A PRINCESS MOVIE! I DROPPED MY SLEDGEHAMMER WHEN IT WAS 2MM AWAY FROM YOUTUBE'S CEO AND SAID 'SURE!'!!! BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE'LL UNDERSTAND I'LL RIP HIS EYEBALLS OUT WHEN I MORPH INTO THE RED MIGHTY MORPHIN RANGER!!! TURNS OUT THE PRINCESS MOVIE WAS A VIDEO WHERE SMK PUTERI CHEATED US OUT OF THE DEBATE COMPETITION! I WENT UP TO THE SCREEN AND DID A ROONEY UNTIL I PASSED OUT!!! WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS BACK IN MY BUNKER AND THE CEO SAWED OFF HIS ARM TO GET FREE!!! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE TIED ALL HIS ARMS!!!


I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!

rafney87's Friday Rage List

 

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. FIVE DISAPPOINTMENTS IN SEVEN DAYS - AAARRRGGGHHH I AM JUST TOO ATTACHED TO FOOTBALL! EVERYONE I SUPPORTED LOST IN THOSE SEVEN DAYS! I HAD TO CLEAN OFF MY YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PAINT THINNER TO FORGET ALL THOSE NIGHTMARES! AAARRRGGHHH I THINK I STILL HAVE THOSE NIGHTMARES!

2. BABYSITTING MIDGETS - I HATE THIS JOB! FOR FOUR YEARS I'VE BEEN DOING OKAY ALL BY MYSELF AT SCHOOL, UNTIL THOSE MIDGETS TURNED 13! NOW I BASICALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO CHUCK MY BAG IN THE CAR! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME 'THE LAST AIRBENDER' CAME OUT! IF THAT MOVIE WAS CRAP THEN THIS IS EVEN WORSE!

3. TEACHERS CALLING HOLIDAY HOMEWORKS 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN' - DO THEY REALLY THINK WE WOULD WANT TO DO IT MORE IF THEY CALL ALL THAT HOMEWORK 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN', OR 'HOLIDAY PACKAGE'? IN FACT IT MAKES ME MORE SICK AND WANT TO THROW UP ON VAN PERSIE'S KIT! JUST STICK TO 'HOLIDAY HOMEWORK', PLEASE! 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN' IS FOR SOMETHING THAT'S FUN, NOT HARD WORK!

4. VEGETABLES - FOR TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THE STAFF AT MAN TOM YAM GAVE ME MY NASI GORENG CILI API WITH VEGETABLES, EVEN THOUGH I ASKED THEM NOT TO PUT VEGETABLES IN! I SWEAR I HEARD THEM LAUGHING MANIACALLY LIKE FELIX MAGATH AND HIS CREEPY EYE WHEN THEY MADE MY MEAL! THEY'VE CLEARLY FALLEN UNDER THE VEGETABLES' CONTROL! AAARRRGGHHH I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE NOW!

5. TOO MUCH HOMEWORK - OBVIOUSLY THE PEOPLE AT SCHOOL DON'T READ MY BLOG! IF THEY DID THEY WOULD'VE NOTICED MY POST ABOUT BURNING OUT! THEY ALL GIVE A WEEK'S WORTH OF HOMEWORK FOR EACH SUBJECT! IF THEY WERE SMART THEY WOULD MAKE SURE THE TOTAL WORTH OF ALL SUBJECTS IS ONE WEEK! BUT NOW I NEED THREE WEEKS MINIMUM TO COMPLETE THEM ALL! CURSE YOU, MOTIVATIONAL BOOKS!

6. PLAYERS ARGUING WITH FANS - THIS IS A GOOD THING WHEN FANS ACT LIKE MORONS AND EXPECT FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO PERFORM LIKE PELE, MARADONA, BEST, MESSI AND MOKHTAR COMBINED! THE TEAM CHEMISTRY ISN'T AT TOP LEVEL YET, SO OF COURSE THERE WILL BE DEFEATS! BUT PLAYERS ALSO NEED TO WATCH THEIR LANGUAGE BECAUSE THESE 'FANS' WILL USE YOUR WORDS AGAINST YOU!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS BUSY BUILDING A MISSILE POWERED BY HAMSTER'S TEARS TO DESTROY VEGETABLES WHEN I WAS INTERRUPTED BY MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR, DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS! THEY KEPT STARING AT ME WHILE I TRY TO BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS TO DESTROY VEGETABLES! THEN HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO SEE STAND-UP COMEDY, WHICH I SAID 'SURE!', BUT IN A WAY THAT HE WOULD UNDERSTAND I WOULD TRY TO CONVERT HIS BLOOD INTO ECO-FRIENDLY JET FUEL FOR MY MISSILE! WHEN WE GOT TO HIS PLACE, WE WATCHED A JOKER SEND ROBIN VAN PERSIE OFF! I WENT UP TO THE TV AND SCREAMED 'SCREEEEWWWW IIIIITTTTT!' UNTIL I PASSED OUT! WHEN I CAME TO, I WAS AT MY HOUSE AND ALL THE HAMSTERS HAVE ESCAPED!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!! 

rafney87's Friday Rage List

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. HAVING TO WEAR SCHOOL TRACKSUITS - THEY CLEARLY HAVE NO SENSE! THE SCHOOL'S TRACKSUITS ARE JUST UGLY! IT'S DARK BLUE WITH RED AND YELLOW STRIPES DOWN THE SIDES! I AM NOT A CATALAN! NONE OF US ARE! IT MAKES ME WANT TO GRAB GERARD PIQUE AND MAKE HIM SPONTANEOUSLY BLEED ON THE TRACKSUITS! AAAAHHHHH IT'S UGLIER THAN CARLOS TEVEZ!
 

2. LINING UP IN A SET POSITION ACCORDING TO RACE - THIS IS NOT HOW YOU ACHIEVE 1MALAYSIA AT ALL! IN FACT IT CREATES MORE BARRIERS THAN BEFORE WHEN WE ARE SEPARATED! AND WHY DO WE HAVE LINE UP IN A SET POSITION???!!! THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL! WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE LATE OR ABSENT OR IN HOSPITAL DUE TO A PAINT THINNER-INDUCED COMA??!!! THIS MOVE DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! AS IF THE POLITICIANS HAVEN'T SCREWED EVERYTHING UP ENOUGH YET!

3. ANDY GRAY BEING SACKED FROM SKY - HE DESERVES IT! NO ONE CAN MAKE SEXIST COMMENTS TWICE A WEEK AND GET AWAY WITH IT! IF I WAS THE BOSS I WOULD DROPKICK HIM IN THE SHINS INTO THE ORBIT. BUT THEN HIS COMMENTS WOULD BE HEARD ALL OVER THE WORLD! WHY MUST MY PLANS NOT BE PERFECT??!?!!!?

4. VEGETABLES - I JUST HATE IT WHEN THEY PUT THESE DEVIL PLANTS IN MY FOOD! TWO DAYS AGO A GUY OFFERED ME A PIECE OF BISCUIT AND I ATE IT! WHEN I WAS DONE HE SAID THERE WERE VEGETABLES IN THEM! NOW I FEAR I AM UNDER THEIR CONTROL!

5. NASCAR 2011 : THE GAME NOT BEING RELEASED IN MALAYSIA - THIS COMPLETELY INFURIATES ME! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT I LOVE NASCAR GAMES???!!! HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOW JIMMIE JOHNSON AND KYLE BUSCH INTO SMITHEREENS???!!! OR FLIP CARS OVER LIKE IN 'TALLADEGA NIGHTS' ???!!! ACTIVISION BETTER HAVE INSURANCE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RELEASE DE JONG ONTO THEIR POOR SOULS!

6. PEOPLE WHO ABUSE THEIR POWERS - I CAN LIST A LOT OF NAMES FOR THIS ONE, ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM MY SCHOOL! BUT SINCE I USED UP EVERY LAST CENT BUYING A SUPPLY OF PAINT THINNER FOR ME TO PASS OUT ON LATER, I DECIDED NOT TO! I CAN'T AFFORD ATTORNEYS AND LAWYERS TO DEFEND ME WHEN THE POWER-MAD PEOPLE SUE ME! YOU GUYS KNOW WHO THEY ARE! AAAAHHHH WHY MUST PAINT THINNER BE SO EXPENSIVE???!!!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHILE CREATING NEW MIXTURES TO ACHIEVE THE ULTIMATE PAINT THINNER FLAVOUR WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS STOPPED BY AT MY HOUSE, BYPASSING ALL MY SECURITY SYSTEMS! HE THEN ASKED ME IF I WANT TO JOIN THEM WATCH LIVERPOOL PLAY IN HD! I TOLD HIM "SURE", BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE KNOWS I'LL BE USING HIS BLOOD IN THOSE MIXTURES! WE ENDED UP WATCHING THE GAME ANYWAY, AND IT WAS BORING! WHEN I GOT BACK I DISCOVERED MY KITCHEN HAS BEEN BLOWN UP BECAUSE OF THE MIXTURES BEING LEFT ON STOVES! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIRE MANCHESTER CITY'S DEFENDERS AS YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!! 

rafney87's Friday Rage List

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. BALOTELLI SAYING THAT CITY'S STRIKEFORCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GETS THAT CRAP! IF THEY HAVE THE BEST STRIKEFORCE WHY ARE THEY NOT IN FIRST PLACE? HE IS JUST AN IGNORANT KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING! MAYBE HE DRANK SOME PAINT THINNER, BUT THAT'S MY THING! AAAHHHH, GET YOUR OWN M.O!!!

2. HAVING TO WEAR FULL UNIFORMS ON WEDNESDAYS - THIS IS RIDICULOUS! THE GOVERNMENT ALREADY LET US WEAR SCHOOL T-SHIRTS ON WEDNESDAYS! WHY DOES THE PRINCIPAL HAVE TO MESS EVERYTHING UP? THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO CROSS-BREED LLAMAS AND LIONS! BELIEVE ME, IT WAS UGLY!

3. GOING HOME AT 2 PM ON SATURDAYS - AGAIN THE PRINCIPAL IS TRYING TO SCREW US UP! IT'S A SATURDAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE! LET US REST ON THE WEEKEND BY LETTING US GO HOME EARLY! WE ARE ALREADY TIRED FROM TRYING TO LAUNCH ROCKETS IN THE SCIENCE LAB, OR GETTING HIGH FROM INHALING SULPHUR IN THE CHEMISTRY LAB! AAAHHH, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DROPKICK AN OVEN INTO THE ORBIT OF THE ISS!

4. VEGETABLES - I DON'T KNOW WHY I HATE THEM, BUT I DO! MOST LIKELY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DARTH MAUL'S BLOOD AFTER OBI-WAN SLICED HIM IN HALF IN 'THE PHANTOM MENACE'! AND DON'T ASK ME WHERE I GOT HIS BLOOD FROM! IT DIDN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE VINTAGE PAINT THINNER!

5. RAFAEL'S DISCIPLINARY HEARING - THE FA ARE A BUNCH OF ARROGANT TWITS! WHAT RAFAEL DID WAS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED! AT LEAST THE REFEREE WAS STILL STANDING AFTER HE SENT OFF RAFAEL! IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD'VE KICKED HIM IN THE GUT LIKE ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICH DOES! AND THEN MAYBE DROPKICKING HIM IN THE NECK AND HEADBUTT HIM ON THE CHEST!

6. THE 'PONING MONING' CAPTION IN 'THE GEORGIAN 09/10' - THAT WAS JUST AWFUL! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT NOBODY IN NEGERI SEMBILAN SPEAKS LIKE THAT! IT MAKES THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE CAPTION LOOK LIKE TOTAL IDIOTS! WHICH THEY ARE! AT LEAST PUT SOMETHING LIKE 'MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING' OR 'I HATE THIS BIEBER MUSIC'! JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT AS GOOD AS BUNKFACE! EVERYONE KNOWS BUNKFACE SHOULD AT LEAST WIN A FEW GRAMMY AWARDS BY NOW! BUT THE FAT AND SLOBBY AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST ASIAN TALENT!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS TRYING TO CROSS-BREED ALPACAS AND TIGERS ON THURSDAY IN MY BACKYARD WHEN MY NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS CAME BY FOR A VISIT! HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GET A BURGER WITH HIM! I SAID 'SURE' BUT I SAID IT IN A TONE SO THAT HE UNDERSTANDS THAT I WILL USE HIM FOR CROSS-BREEDING WITH IMPALAS! HOWEVER, HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT, AND I ENDED UP GETTING THAT BURGER WITH HIM! I REGRETTED IT SINCE, AS THE PLACE DID NOT HAVE PAINT THINNER FOR SAUCE AND MY CROSS-BREEDING PROJECT FAILED AS THE TIGERS ATE ALL THE ALPACAS! NOW I'M STUCK WITH SOME MOSQUITOES AND A COUPLE OF TURTLES!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!!