Friday, March 11, 2011

rafney87's Friday Rage List


AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!
1. FIVE DISAPPOINTMENTS IN SEVEN DAYS - AAARRRGGGHHH I AM JUST TOO ATTACHED TO FOOTBALL! EVERYONE I SUPPORTED LOST IN THOSE SEVEN DAYS! I HAD TO CLEAN OFF MY YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PAINT THINNER TO FORGET ALL THOSE NIGHTMARES! AAARRRGGHHH I THINK I STILL HAVE THOSE NIGHTMARES!

2. BABYSITTING MIDGETS - I HATE THIS JOB! FOR FOUR YEARS I'VE BEEN DOING OKAY ALL BY MYSELF AT SCHOOL, UNTIL THOSE MIDGETS TURNED 13! NOW I BASICALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO CHUCK MY BAG IN THE CAR! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME 'THE LAST AIRBENDER' CAME OUT! IF THAT MOVIE WAS CRAP THEN THIS IS EVEN WORSE!

3. TEACHERS CALLING HOLIDAY HOMEWORKS 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN' - DO THEY REALLY THINK WE WOULD WANT TO DO IT MORE IF THEY CALL ALL THAT HOMEWORK 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN', OR 'HOLIDAY PACKAGE'? IN FACT IT MAKES ME MORE SICK AND WANT TO THROW UP ON VAN PERSIE'S KIT! JUST STICK TO 'HOLIDAY HOMEWORK', PLEASE! 'PAKEJ PERCUTIAN' IS FOR SOMETHING THAT'S FUN, NOT HARD WORK!

4. VEGETABLES - FOR TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THE STAFF AT MAN TOM YAM GAVE ME MY NASI GORENG CILI API WITH VEGETABLES, EVEN THOUGH I ASKED THEM NOT TO PUT VEGETABLES IN! I SWEAR I HEARD THEM LAUGHING MANIACALLY LIKE FELIX MAGATH AND HIS CREEPY EYE WHEN THEY MADE MY MEAL! THEY'VE CLEARLY FALLEN UNDER THE VEGETABLES' CONTROL! AAARRRGGHHH I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE NOW!

5. TOO MUCH HOMEWORK - OBVIOUSLY THE PEOPLE AT SCHOOL DON'T READ MY BLOG! IF THEY DID THEY WOULD'VE NOTICED MY POST ABOUT BURNING OUT! THEY ALL GIVE A WEEK'S WORTH OF HOMEWORK FOR EACH SUBJECT! IF THEY WERE SMART THEY WOULD MAKE SURE THE TOTAL WORTH OF ALL SUBJECTS IS ONE WEEK! BUT NOW I NEED THREE WEEKS MINIMUM TO COMPLETE THEM ALL! CURSE YOU, MOTIVATIONAL BOOKS!

6. PLAYERS ARGUING WITH FANS - THIS IS A GOOD THING WHEN FANS ACT LIKE MORONS AND EXPECT FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO PERFORM LIKE PELE, MARADONA, BEST, MESSI AND MOKHTAR COMBINED! THE TEAM CHEMISTRY ISN'T AT TOP LEVEL YET, SO OF COURSE THERE WILL BE DEFEATS! BUT PLAYERS ALSO NEED TO WATCH THEIR LANGUAGE BECAUSE THESE 'FANS' WILL USE YOUR WORDS AGAINST YOU!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS BUSY BUILDING A MISSILE POWERED BY HAMSTER'S TEARS TO DESTROY VEGETABLES WHEN I WAS INTERRUPTED BY MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR, DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS! THEY KEPT STARING AT ME WHILE I TRY TO BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS TO DESTROY VEGETABLES! THEN HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO SEE STAND-UP COMEDY, WHICH I SAID 'SURE!', BUT IN A WAY THAT HE WOULD UNDERSTAND I WOULD TRY TO CONVERT HIS BLOOD INTO ECO-FRIENDLY JET FUEL FOR MY MISSILE! WHEN WE GOT TO HIS PLACE, WE WATCHED A JOKER SEND ROBIN VAN PERSIE OFF! I WENT UP TO THE TV AND SCREAMED 'SCREEEEWWWW IIIIITTTTT!' UNTIL I PASSED OUT! WHEN I CAME TO, I WAS AT MY HOUSE AND ALL THE HAMSTERS HAVE ESCAPED!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!! 


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