Friday, January 21, 2011

rafney87's Friday Rage List


AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. BALOTELLI SAYING THAT CITY'S STRIKEFORCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GETS THAT CRAP! IF THEY HAVE THE BEST STRIKEFORCE WHY ARE THEY NOT IN FIRST PLACE? HE IS JUST AN IGNORANT KID WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING! MAYBE HE DRANK SOME PAINT THINNER, BUT THAT'S MY THING! AAAHHHH, GET YOUR OWN M.O!!!

2. HAVING TO WEAR FULL UNIFORMS ON WEDNESDAYS - THIS IS RIDICULOUS! THE GOVERNMENT ALREADY LET US WEAR SCHOOL T-SHIRTS ON WEDNESDAYS! WHY DOES THE PRINCIPAL HAVE TO MESS EVERYTHING UP? THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO CROSS-BREED LLAMAS AND LIONS! BELIEVE ME, IT WAS UGLY!

3. GOING HOME AT 2 PM ON SATURDAYS - AGAIN THE PRINCIPAL IS TRYING TO SCREW US UP! IT'S A SATURDAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE! LET US REST ON THE WEEKEND BY LETTING US GO HOME EARLY! WE ARE ALREADY TIRED FROM TRYING TO LAUNCH ROCKETS IN THE SCIENCE LAB, OR GETTING HIGH FROM INHALING SULPHUR IN THE CHEMISTRY LAB! AAAHHH, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DROPKICK AN OVEN INTO THE ORBIT OF THE ISS!

4. VEGETABLES - I DON'T KNOW WHY I HATE THEM, BUT I DO! MOST LIKELY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DARTH MAUL'S BLOOD AFTER OBI-WAN SLICED HIM IN HALF IN 'THE PHANTOM MENACE'! AND DON'T ASK ME WHERE I GOT HIS BLOOD FROM! IT DIDN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE VINTAGE PAINT THINNER!

5. RAFAEL'S DISCIPLINARY HEARING - THE FA ARE A BUNCH OF ARROGANT TWITS! WHAT RAFAEL DID WAS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED! AT LEAST THE REFEREE WAS STILL STANDING AFTER HE SENT OFF RAFAEL! IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD'VE KICKED HIM IN THE GUT LIKE ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICH DOES! AND THEN MAYBE DROPKICKING HIM IN THE NECK AND HEADBUTT HIM ON THE CHEST!

6. THE 'PONING MONING' CAPTION IN 'THE GEORGIAN 09/10' - THAT WAS JUST AWFUL! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT NOBODY IN NEGERI SEMBILAN SPEAKS LIKE THAT! IT MAKES THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE CAPTION LOOK LIKE TOTAL IDIOTS! WHICH THEY ARE! AT LEAST PUT SOMETHING LIKE 'MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING' OR 'I HATE THIS BIEBER MUSIC'! JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT AS GOOD AS BUNKFACE! EVERYONE KNOWS BUNKFACE SHOULD AT LEAST WIN A FEW GRAMMY AWARDS BY NOW! BUT THE FAT AND SLOBBY AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST ASIAN TALENT!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS TRYING TO CROSS-BREED ALPACAS AND TIGERS ON THURSDAY IN MY BACKYARD WHEN MY NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS CAME BY FOR A VISIT! HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GET A BURGER WITH HIM! I SAID 'SURE' BUT I SAID IT IN A TONE SO THAT HE UNDERSTANDS THAT I WILL USE HIM FOR CROSS-BREEDING WITH IMPALAS! HOWEVER, HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT, AND I ENDED UP GETTING THAT BURGER WITH HIM! I REGRETTED IT SINCE, AS THE PLACE DID NOT HAVE PAINT THINNER FOR SAUCE AND MY CROSS-BREEDING PROJECT FAILED AS THE TIGERS ATE ALL THE ALPACAS! NOW I'M STUCK WITH SOME MOSQUITOES AND A COUPLE OF TURTLES!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!! 

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