rafney87's Friday Rage List

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I AM RAFNEY87 AND HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!

1. HAVING TO WEAR SCHOOL TRACKSUITS - THEY CLEARLY HAVE NO SENSE! THE SCHOOL'S TRACKSUITS ARE JUST UGLY! IT'S DARK BLUE WITH RED AND YELLOW STRIPES DOWN THE SIDES! I AM NOT A CATALAN! NONE OF US ARE! IT MAKES ME WANT TO GRAB GERARD PIQUE AND MAKE HIM SPONTANEOUSLY BLEED ON THE TRACKSUITS! AAAAHHHHH IT'S UGLIER THAN CARLOS TEVEZ!
 

2. LINING UP IN A SET POSITION ACCORDING TO RACE - THIS IS NOT HOW YOU ACHIEVE 1MALAYSIA AT ALL! IN FACT IT CREATES MORE BARRIERS THAN BEFORE WHEN WE ARE SEPARATED! AND WHY DO WE HAVE LINE UP IN A SET POSITION???!!! THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL! WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE LATE OR ABSENT OR IN HOSPITAL DUE TO A PAINT THINNER-INDUCED COMA??!!! THIS MOVE DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL! AS IF THE POLITICIANS HAVEN'T SCREWED EVERYTHING UP ENOUGH YET!

3. ANDY GRAY BEING SACKED FROM SKY - HE DESERVES IT! NO ONE CAN MAKE SEXIST COMMENTS TWICE A WEEK AND GET AWAY WITH IT! IF I WAS THE BOSS I WOULD DROPKICK HIM IN THE SHINS INTO THE ORBIT. BUT THEN HIS COMMENTS WOULD BE HEARD ALL OVER THE WORLD! WHY MUST MY PLANS NOT BE PERFECT??!?!!!?

4. VEGETABLES - I JUST HATE IT WHEN THEY PUT THESE DEVIL PLANTS IN MY FOOD! TWO DAYS AGO A GUY OFFERED ME A PIECE OF BISCUIT AND I ATE IT! WHEN I WAS DONE HE SAID THERE WERE VEGETABLES IN THEM! NOW I FEAR I AM UNDER THEIR CONTROL!

5. NASCAR 2011 : THE GAME NOT BEING RELEASED IN MALAYSIA - THIS COMPLETELY INFURIATES ME! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT I LOVE NASCAR GAMES???!!! HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOW JIMMIE JOHNSON AND KYLE BUSCH INTO SMITHEREENS???!!! OR FLIP CARS OVER LIKE IN 'TALLADEGA NIGHTS' ???!!! ACTIVISION BETTER HAVE INSURANCE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RELEASE DE JONG ONTO THEIR POOR SOULS!

6. PEOPLE WHO ABUSE THEIR POWERS - I CAN LIST A LOT OF NAMES FOR THIS ONE, ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM MY SCHOOL! BUT SINCE I USED UP EVERY LAST CENT BUYING A SUPPLY OF PAINT THINNER FOR ME TO PASS OUT ON LATER, I DECIDED NOT TO! I CAN'T AFFORD ATTORNEYS AND LAWYERS TO DEFEND ME WHEN THE POWER-MAD PEOPLE SUE ME! YOU GUYS KNOW WHO THEY ARE! AAAAHHHH WHY MUST PAINT THINNER BE SO EXPENSIVE???!!!

7. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN - I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHILE CREATING NEW MIXTURES TO ACHIEVE THE ULTIMATE PAINT THINNER FLAVOUR WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOUR DANISH WAN AND HIS TWO GOOBER BROTHERS STOPPED BY AT MY HOUSE, BYPASSING ALL MY SECURITY SYSTEMS! HE THEN ASKED ME IF I WANT TO JOIN THEM WATCH LIVERPOOL PLAY IN HD! I TOLD HIM "SURE", BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE KNOWS I'LL BE USING HIS BLOOD IN THOSE MIXTURES! WE ENDED UP WATCHING THE GAME ANYWAY, AND IT WAS BORING! WHEN I GOT BACK I DISCOVERED MY KITCHEN HAS BEEN BLOWN UP BECAUSE OF THE MIXTURES BEING LEFT ON STOVES! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIRE MANCHESTER CITY'S DEFENDERS AS YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM!

I AM RAFNEY87 AND THIS HAS BEEN MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST! GOD BLESS!!!