1. distract Messi with a bunch of Lego playsets
2. breathe in Busquets' general direction as this will cause him to fall down and clutch his ankle
3. don't bother about Pique, he'll bleed spontaneously
4. call David Villa a lemur
5. tell Pique that Shakira left him for Puyol
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