Tuesday, July 28, 2009

what????

ok la, korang semua tahu aku minat bola kan? aku minat negeri sembilan dengan man united kan? dan sesiapa yang follow liga malaysia tahu FAM macam bengap sikit kan? meh dengar aku punye 'rant'.

mengikut jadual asal Liga Super (super lagi ke? asyik tukar format je), sepatutnye negeri sembilan lawan terengganu kat paroi sabtu lepas untuk game terakhir diorang (dengan lagi 12 team lain). so, imagine my surprise when si tua2 kutuk kat FAM tunda 6 game kat sabtu ni...


sori gambar blur

i was like, WHAT THE HECK?
camne selangor boleh lak lawan pahang sabtu lepas? apa specialnya dua-dua team ni? ada konspirasi ke nak selamatkan pahang? atau selangor ni saviour bola sepak malaysia? tahu la amri yahya skor 2 lawan man united, tapi takyah la berlagak. zaquan pun bleh buat gak! dah la minggu ni aku kene gi kelantan cousin aku kahwin. kalau kelantan main home xpe gak, at least dapat tengok bola. tapi diorang @Johor FC, jadi KB lengang la.

so, soalan aku kepada FAM (kalau diorang baca), apa kejadahnye selangor n pahang boleh main sabtu lepas, tapi team lain xleh? apa kejadahnya korang tunda lagi 6 game tu? dah la aku sebulan x tengok negeri sembilan main! semangat hobin aku x pernah terpadam, korang cube lak nak padamkan semangat ni (dan penyokong2 lagi 11 team). resign je la, pakcik!

x dapat la aku tengok diorang main


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spoof time!

ok, korang semua mesti kenal kan lagu 'Beat It' oleh Michael Jackson kan? well, ahad tu aku browse youtube, search 'beat it' n aku jumpa lagu ni : Weird Al Yankovich - Eat It.

macam mane lagu die? hayati lah...





lirik:

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

hehe, best x? :-)

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