The Golden Skateboards Award

 

The Golden Skateboards Award was launched in 2010, from the brainchild of a mightily bored 16 year old teenager who had nothing to do during his holidays. This award honours (in some cases, dishonours) those who have accomplished great things in the past year. Each winner gets to take home a, yep, you guessed it, a golden skateboard, as shown below

The skateboard is also known as 'Skatie' among the winners. Each year, five candidates are chosen for each category, and the public must vote for who they think deserves the award the most. As previously mentioned, this award may or may not be a good thing for the winners

Right, let's move on to the categories, candidates and winners

Football Referee of the Year

Candidates 

Howard Webb

Martin Atkinson

Subkhiddin Salleh

Ben Williams

That guy in orange

Winner

Ben Williams - by a huge landslide. Though he was probably voted by sarcastic Malaysian fans, since about 99.99% of his votes came from Malaysia

Couple of the Year

Candidates

Aniq & Farahin

Hisan & Shira

Nadzirah & Amalina

Amir & FIFA 10 PC

Kana & Nikhil

Winner

Kana & Nikhil - by, well, everyone. A perfect couple, mischiefs coming from those two, who could possibly deserve this award more than them?

Team of the Year

Candidates

Manchester United

Pittsburgh Steelers

Yokohama F. Marinos

Niners FC

Felda United

Winner

Niners FC - who, despite being underprepared, short-handed and lacking in match fitness, this team still managed to play well in the two matches they competed in, though the less said about the amount of goals they conceded, the better

Class of the Year

Candidates

4 ABK

4 MUZ

4 ALAU

4 HISH

Archie Andrews' class

Winner

4 ABK - overall, they have achieved a lot of records for the school : Most Active in Co-Curricular Activities, Most Students in Top 10 of Whole Form, 'The Teachers Are Pissed Off Because of Our Jackasses' Award, Loudest Class Award. An obvious winner

Player of the Year

Candidates

Hafizh

Cakip

Paan

Boboy

Imal

Winner

Cakip - as no one can touch him on the pitch. If you do, expect his boot in your face, head, ribs, legs or groin

Blog of the Year (personal)

Candidates

Firdaus

Azally

Hisan

Afiz

Sarah

Winner

Azally - frequently updated, a lot of photos, just what you expect of a blog

Blog of the Year (sports)

Candidates

From The Marbles

Malaysia Sports' Loose Cannon

Dirty Tackle

Big League Stew

FourFourTwo blog

Winner

Dirty Tackle - the best sports blog voted by the public, citing features as 'The Continental', 'Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...' and 'Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List' as the main attraction. Now where's that mayonnaise I had in the fridge...

Noob of the Year

Candidates

Imran

Izham

Alip

Dik M

Syukri

Winner

Izham - an obvious choice by the voters, with 99% of the votes going for him. Rumours are abound that Izham secretly voted for himself for this award

And that concludes this year's Golden Skateboards Award. If you have any suggestions for any future awards, or think that your favourite should have won, feel free to leave a comment on this post or in the shoutbox

Until we meet again

this post does not intend to disgrace anyone in any way (okay, maybe we wanted to disgrace some of them). if you happen to be offended by this post, we suggest that you get a life. it's a gag post, people. if you lack a sense of humour, that's your problem, not ours